Improvised remedies

[Nick]

Only 78 left to go 

[boogs]

No alcohol....

[Nick]

Sod that 

[Nick]

It hurts 

[apc2010]

It hurts 

The mouthwash.......

[Barman]

It hurts 

Squirt some toothpaste into it! 

[Baldy]

It hurts 

Squirt some toothpaste into it! 

Mixed with Domestos. 

[Nick]

Or talcum powder 

[Steve]

or that other famous white powder?  Good at pain killing

but seriously:

It hurts 

Much sympathies, ear infections are most definitely not funny pain wise.  But didn't you say the gazillions of pills were working.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Mr C and I have had colds/chest infections and the like for the last couple of weeks.  We have of course struggled manfully on and not once have we mentioned it on Facebook.

A week or so ago I developed earache having tried heat pads to no avail  I decided that bicarbonate of soda mixed with turmeric and warm water injected into my ear would do the trick.

If ever, dear reader, the same thought happens to pop into your head, please I beseech you to do all you can to banish the thought without acting upon it.

Take it from one who knows it does not work.

[Nick]

It's life Jim, but not as we know it 

[Darwins Selection]

Mr C and I have had colds/chest infections and the like for the last couple of weeks.  We have of course struggled manfully on and not once have we mentioned it on Facebook.

A week or so ago I developed earache having tried heat pads to no avail  I decided that bicarbonate of soda mixed with turmeric and warm water injected into my ear would do the trick.

If ever, dear reader, the same thought happens to pop into your head, please I beseech you to do all you can to banish the thought without acting upon it.

Take it from one who knows it does not work.

Just when we thought a few of your marbles had been found again. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Mr C and I have had colds/chest infections and the like for the last couple of weeks.  We have of course struggled manfully on and not once have we mentioned it on Facebook.

A week or so ago I developed earache having tried heat pads to no avail  I decided that bicarbonate of soda mixed with turmeric and warm water injected into my ear would do the trick.

If ever, dear reader, the same thought happens to pop into your head, please I beseech you to do all you can to banish the thought without acting upon it.

Take it from one who knows it does not work.

Just when we thought a few of your marbles had been found again. 

They had but I have forgotten where I put them.

[Darwins Selection]

Mr C and I have had colds/chest infections and the like for the last couple of weeks.  We have of course struggled manfully on and not once have we mentioned it on Facebook.

A week or so ago I developed earache having tried heat pads to no avail  I decided that bicarbonate of soda mixed with turmeric and warm water injected into my ear would do the trick.

If ever, dear reader, the same thought happens to pop into your head, please I beseech you to do all you can to banish the thought without acting upon it.

Take it from one who knows it does not work.

Just when we thought a few of your marbles had been found again. 

They had but I have forgotten where I put them.

[Barman]

Mr C and I have had colds/chest infections and the like for the last couple of weeks.  We have of course struggled manfully on and not once have we mentioned it on Facebook.

A week or so ago I developed earache having tried heat pads to no avail  I decided that bicarbonate of soda mixed with turmeric and warm water injected into my ear would do the trick.

If ever, dear reader, the same thought happens to pop into your head, please I beseech you to do all you can to banish the thought without acting upon it.

Take it from one who knows it does not work.

Just when we thought a few of your marbles had been found again. 

They had but I have forgotten where I put them.

They'll be in the last place you look like.....