Watch out, Wenchy's about

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.

[Snoopy]

Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.

Errrr ~ 'ampshire actually

[Barman]

Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.

[Miss Demeanour]

Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.

I hated Chaucher at school and I can't say that getting any older has improved my tolerance of medieval english   

[Barman]

Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.

I hated Chaucher at school and I can't say that getting any older has improved my tolerance of medieval english   

Chaucer?

The Canterbury Tales, etc?

[Miss Demeanour]

That'll be the one -

Funny - our English teacher concentrated on the Wife of Bath's tale (the saucy one ) and ignored the other tales. He really enjoyed watching us girlies get embarrassed (it was an all girls school and he really enjoyed watching us squirm ).

[Barman]

That'll be the one -

Funny - our English teacher concentrated on the Wife of Bath's tale (the saucy one ) and ignored the other tales. He really enjoyed watching us girlies get embarrassed (it was an all girls school and he really enjoyed watching us squirm ).

Pervert... 

[Nick]

We all enjoy watching you squirm

[Barman]

We all enjoy watching you squirm

Me? 

[Nick]

If necessary.

[Miss Demeanour]

We all enjoy watching you squirm

It still happens far too often for my liking - especially when the boss is asking why I haven't done what I was supposed to ....but at least I have now suppressed the reflex action of furnace effect cheeks and the hanging head in mortal shame and embarrassment. I must finally have grown up 

p.s - Why have I been smited twice - I have done nothing to no one - bar stewards

[Darwins Selection]

p.s - Why have I been smited twice -

They just happen, a bit like spots, no rhyme or reason to it.


Obviously a feminine phenomenon

[Grumpmeister]

Arternoon M'Lord. 'Ow bist then?

Bloody hell Snoops - I didn't know you were a Salopian!!

Well do I remember such phrases.

For example, two blokes on meeting might say something like this:

Oh arrrr, ow bist owd maaaate?

Oh, I binna so bad, bist thee goin dahn pub?

Nah mayte, I conna ternight. I anna gor any money! And the babbbie inna very well.

I hated Chaucher at school and I can't say that getting any older has improved my tolerance of medieval english   

Never did Chaucer at school so I havent tried reading it yet, I'm currently having yet another crack at Dante though I'm starting to think that he was off his head when he wrote anything.

[Bar Wench]

Read Chaucer, whilst not my favorite isn't all that bad.
Same with Dante.

[Grumpmeister]

He's in bed with the snots no actually vomitting, yet. He gets one day of being pampered per sickness. This is it. Tomorrow he has to:

1) Hoover. Until he purchases me an upright he does it.
2) Clean the oven. I vomit if I have to clean it.
3) Clean the toilet and the surrounding floor. You piss on it, you clean it.

Note to self, politely decline any dinner invitations I may ever get from Wenchy in future