Scary Movies

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat tried to get me to watch one of these bloody things last night. Probably on the basis that it is more fun to watch me watching them than the actual movie itself.

I just hate them .

I have to have multiple cushion shock absorbers around me . Try and distract myself. Talk to myself in the suspense moments knowing I am just about to jump out my skin on the basis that this will prepare me 

Then you have the increased bills from having to keep the lights on 

Where is the pleasure in this ? 

[Just One More]

Danny Baker once told a story of a mate of his who went to the cinema to watch one. He sat behind two girs and quietly placed a skull mask over his face. At one of those crucial moments in the film he tapped both girls on the shoulder ... he was removed from the cinema 

[Miss Demeanour]

Now you see what if one of the girls actually had a heart attack and died .....that would be grounds for manslaughter . Or at the very least sue him for distress and mental cruelty 

[Grumpmeister]

Years ago when I was an army cadet we had a weekend where there was one really irritating little sod who decided he was gods gift and then got narky with the women when they politely told him to bugger off. Anyway we are all watching Evil Dead 2 later that evening and I was sat behind him (not that I was planning anything of course, despite what Sam said about the unholy glint in my eye and the grin that would make the Joker run for the hills  ) and when it came to the scene where the possessed hand makes a reappearance I reached forward and grabbed his shoulder....   

Half an hour to stop him from screaming.
2 hours before the girls would stop laughing.

Apparently a few weeks later when it was his birthday someone sent him an Evil Dead style model hand.   

[boogs]

Years ago when I was an army cadet we had a weekend where there was one really irritating little sod who decided he was gods gift and then got narky with the women when they politely told him to bugger off. Anyway we are all watching Evil Dead 2 later that evening and I was sat behind him (not that I was planning anything of course, despite what Sam said about the unholy glint in my eye and the grin that would make the Joker run for the hills  ) and when it came to the scene where the possessed hand makes a reappearance I reached forward and grabbed his shoulder....   

Half an hour to stop him from screaming.
2 hours before the girls would stop laughing.

Apparently a few weeks later when it was his birthday someone sent him an Evil Dead style model hand.   

 

I always imagine all the cameras etc round them that works 

[Barman]

I always imagine all the cameras etc round them that works 

I won't be able to enjoy porn any more now... 

[boogs]

I always imagine all the cameras etc round them that works 

I won't be able to enjoy porn any more now... 

With porn it is the reverse  except of course with Ben Dover (oh a name I had forgotten for the interesting names thread)

[Steve]

I always imagine all the cameras etc round them that works 

I won't be able to enjoy porn any more now... 

too many jokes

[Grumpmeister]

Years ago when I was an army cadet we had a weekend where there was one really irritating little sod who decided he was gods gift and then got narky with the women when they politely told him to bugger off. Anyway we are all watching Evil Dead 2 later that evening and I was sat behind him (not that I was planning anything of course, despite what Sam said about the unholy glint in my eye and the grin that would make the Joker run for the hills  ) and when it came to the scene where the possessed hand makes a reappearance I reached forward and grabbed his shoulder....   

Half an hour to stop him from screaming.
2 hours before the girls would stop laughing.

Apparently a few weeks later when it was his birthday someone sent him an Evil Dead style model hand.   

 

I always imagine all the cameras etc round them that works 

Oh I could have done far worse, I stitched up one irritating gimp who had just been transferred down from an office in the midlands and kept bugging a load of us about having a Rocky Horror themed pub crawl (with costumes). It was an accident on my part, I didn't know that the pub I suggested we start in was a gay bar and it was pure coincidence that none of us were able to turn up on the night. That's my story m'lud and I'm sticking to it.

Apparently the entertainment that night was really popular. 

[boogs]

Years ago when I was an army cadet we had a weekend where there was one really irritating little sod who decided he was gods gift and then got narky with the women when they politely told him to bugger off. Anyway we are all watching Evil Dead 2 later that evening and I was sat behind him (not that I was planning anything of course, despite what Sam said about the unholy glint in my eye and the grin that would make the Joker run for the hills  ) and when it came to the scene where the possessed hand makes a reappearance I reached forward and grabbed his shoulder....   

Half an hour to stop him from screaming.
2 hours before the girls would stop laughing.

Apparently a few weeks later when it was his birthday someone sent him an Evil Dead style model hand.   

 

I always imagine all the cameras etc round them that works 

Oh I could have done far worse, I stitched up one irritating gimp who had just been transferred down from an office in the midlands and kept bugging a load of us about having a Rocky Horror themed pub crawl (with costumes). It was an accident on my part, I didn't know that the pub I suggester we start in was a gay bad and it was pure coincidence that none of us were able to turn up on the night. That's my story m'lud and I'm sticking to it.

Apparently the entertainment that night was really popular. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

I'd have been much worse if I'd had the chance to teach my two minionettes of mayhem Boogsy. 

[Landlady]

Scary movies don't like them at all - give me an episode of Holby City any day 

[Nick]

The famous Shin Injuries episode?

I have a pic somewhere 

[Barman]

 

[Landlady]

The famous Shin Injuries episode?

I have a pic somewhere 

Is that one your favourite too - especially where they had to re-break the leg because it was such an agonising trauma (think the person fell off a ladder from a great height  ) that you could see all the way through the skin to the bone........