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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2013, 06:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: boogs on July 07, 2013, 11:35:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2013, 11:19:18 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

When my next-door-but-one neighbour died the funeral guy turned up on his own, zipped her in a body bag and threw her over his shoulder to carry her out to the 'private ambulance'  eeek:

Please tell me you are joking..... doh:

Oh noes....  noooo:

I suspect it is the same company that dropped a coffin out of the back of the car in front of LL....

I don't know how they explained all the scratches at the funeral....

That would be a "removal" . . . (The guy I'm working for uses his own Astra estate with blacked ou windows at the back . . .
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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2013, 06:30:12 PM »
There was a mini one for sale..... rubschin:
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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2013, 09:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

I think me & BM were correct.  Shrugs:

Lend us both a fiver.  Thumbs:
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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2013, 11:58:39 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 07, 2013, 09:59:13 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

I think me & BM were correct.  Shrugs:

Lend us both a fiver.  Thumbs:

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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2013, 03:12:02 PM »
Quote from: boogs on July 07, 2013, 11:08:40 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 07, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Quite close - bearer/chauffeur for a local Funeral Director!

Quite lucrative too - fixed fee basis, one fee for being a bearer, extra if you also drive, even more for a "removal"  eeek:

Good on you Marley ... :thumbsup:

^^^Wot she said^^^ Well done that man.  JOM has made some well thought out suggestions. :thumbsup:
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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2013, 09:30:00 PM »
Any updates.......... rubschin:
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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2013, 09:31:17 PM »
Nope. It has finished a number of times.  noooo:
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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2013, 08:02:18 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on September 11, 2013, 09:31:17 PM
Nope. It has finished a number of times.  noooo:

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Re: Marley gets an extra job
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2013, 08:48:27 AM »
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