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wayne Kerr

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Hello mates
« on: May 06, 2007, 10:14:15 PM »
 Hi all !! Are coons allowed in here??  thumbsup:
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Forkwit

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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2007, 11:26:38 PM »
NO
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Misunderstood

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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2007, 11:40:18 PM »
Quote from: wayne Kerr on May 06, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
Hi all !! Are coons allowed in here??  thumbsup:

Depends on whether you've brought that damn dog or not....
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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 05:30:14 AM »
Quote from: wayne Kerr on May 06, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
Hi all !! Are coons allowed in here??  thumbsup:
Everybody is welcome in the ?pub ? friends and former enemies alike ? if they intend to contribute positively to the board.

To be honest, ?coon? jokes are a bit pass? don?t you think?  whistle:
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wayne Kerr

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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 08:01:19 AM »
Thanks forkwit  thumbsup:

Guess now we have to decide whos who  scared2:

Promise Barman I'll violent073:
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Sour Puss

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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 10:29:12 AM »
Stand by with the pooper scoopers.   scared2:



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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 12:33:51 PM »
Hello Wayne .... nice to see you here. Place needed a bit of colour. whistle:
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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2007, 02:43:39 PM »
Quote from: wayne Kerr on May 07, 2007, 08:01:19 AM
Guess now we have to decide whos who  scared2:
I imagine that may not be too taxing in my case.

Let me buy you a Bacardi, or would you prefer a can of Red Stripe?
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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 04:01:17 PM »
All reet Wayneo.   eyes:

BEHAVE yourself in here. 
Gorrit?
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jeremy

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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2007, 04:20:01 PM »
Good afternoon everyone. 
My name's Jeremy. 
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus. 
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub.
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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2007, 05:31:20 PM »
Quote from: jeremy on May 07, 2007, 04:20:01 PM
Good afternoon everyone. 
My name's Jeremy. 
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus. 
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub.
You?ve come to just the right place then!  lol:
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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2007, 06:45:29 PM »
Quote from: jeremy on May 07, 2007, 04:20:01 PM
Good afternoon everyone. 
My name's Jeremy. 
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus. 
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub.

I thought the idea was Jesus was supposed to find you... Were you ex-directory?
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jeremy

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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2007, 08:58:01 PM »
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Good afternoon everyone.  
My name's Jeremy.  
I foolishly gave up alcohol a while ago and tried to find Jesus.  
The bugger has proved to be rather elusive so when I'm not shopping I like to spend time in the pub. 

I thought the idea was Jesus was supposed to find you. . .  Were you ex-directory?

I was hiding behind the curtains of uncertainty. 
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jeremy

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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2007, 08:59:06 PM »
Just nipped out for a swift one.
Told my partner I was taking out the ashes
Dry sherry and a pickled egg please
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jeremy

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Re: Hello mates
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2007, 09:35:19 PM »
Quiet in here.  Has everyone slipped out for a fag? 
Can one say fag these days?
Must go
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