I don't understand this Skub nonsense
I don't understand Mornington Crescent nonsense
I am a simples girl 
Me neither ...........I am a mong....... 
Indeed.

I do understand Mornington Crescent as far as anyone can when playing the Cheddar Gorge version. Miss D you should start on that version 'cause it is your stamping ground.

Haven't a clue about skub which actually means I understand it if I am correct and if that is the case I am anti-Skub. This should not be confused with Auntie Skub, she is a long lost relative of Uncles. Auntie Skub is, just for the record, anti skub.
I did find this on the Urban Dictionary website;
Existentialism
you can use this word in pretty much any context and it will make you sound pretentious and/or confuse the person you're talking to. it's a technique refined and highly over-utilized by pseudo-intellectualsMade me smile.
