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Offline Nick

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A persistent aroma of burning
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:23:27 AM »

Just went to get my beard trimmed.

Chappy produced some sort of Tazery device (unbidden) and plunged into my nostrils instantly incinerating all my unwanted nose hair. Bit of a surprise but not unwelcome.  rubschin:

Now everything smells of smoke  rubschin:
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 11:27:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 11:23:27 AM

Just went to get my beard trimmed.

Chappy produced some sort of Tazery device (unbidden) and plunged into my nostrils instantly incinerating all my unwanted nose hair. Bit of a surprise but not unwelcome.  rubschin:

Now everything smells of smoke  rubschin:

Handy for you....... whistle:
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 11:49:07 AM »
Wait a minute... are you smoking........ rubschin:
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 11:50:07 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 11:27:35 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 11:23:27 AM

Just went to get my beard trimmed.

Chappy produced some sort of Tazery device (unbidden) and plunged into my nostrils instantly incinerating all my unwanted nose hair. Bit of a surprise but not unwelcome.  rubschin:

Now everything smells of smoke  rubschin:

Handy for you....... whistle:

Yes, although burning rubber would have been better.
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2013, 01:06:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 11:23:27 AM

Just went to get my beard trimmed.

Chappy produced some sort of Tazery device (unbidden) and plunged into my nostrils instantly incinerating all my unwanted nose hair. Bit of a surprise but not unwelcome.  rubschin:

Now everything smells of smoke  rubschin:

OMG  Too much information ... I now have visions of you sitting in a barbers chair(well a man cause I don't know wot you looks like ) with this thing up your nose and smoke coming out ... gross .... noooo:
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2013, 01:08:26 PM »
No, the smoke went IN
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2013, 01:14:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 01:08:26 PM
No, the smoke went IN

Yuck was it painful ? must have tasted disgusting.... sick2:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2013, 01:40:59 PM »
He has been branded. noooo:  In the burny ouchy sense of the word, trying to brand him product wise would be damned near impossible, although the phrase 'the Nick factor' could well find it's way into common usage.
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2013, 01:42:57 PM »
WE await grovelling apology report
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2013, 01:58:02 PM »
IMHO the smell of burning hair is a top ten contender of worst smells in the world

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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2013, 03:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 01:42:57 PM
WE await grovelling apology report

I lost it. It is somewhere in the ether. redface:  Consequently I did the 'pissed off' abridged version. angel1

Sodding hell I have just looked for said version and that seems to have disappeared too.  I seem to be surrounded by an idiot namely me, still I have a cunning plan.....


Arse my cunning plan didn't work.  I am knackered and am making silly mistakes. evil:
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2013, 05:27:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 11:23:27 AM

Just went to get my beard trimmed.

Chappy produced some sort of Tazery device (unbidden) and plunged into my nostrils instantly incinerating all my unwanted nose hair. Bit of a surprise but not unwelcome.  rubschin:

Now everything smells of smoke  rubschin:

You must have been fuming  whistle:
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2013, 06:36:04 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 21, 2013, 05:27:31 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 11:23:27 AM

Just went to get my beard trimmed.

Chappy produced some sort of Tazery device (unbidden) and plunged into my nostrils instantly incinerating all my unwanted nose hair. Bit of a surprise but not unwelcome.  rubschin:

Now everything smells of smoke  rubschin:

 

You must have been fuming  whistle:

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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2013, 06:36:44 PM »
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Re: A persistent aroma of burning
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2013, 10:43:59 PM »
There is still a smell of burning around Werstshire too cos that damn fire wont be put out. 
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