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Turning yerself into a wumman
« on: June 20, 2013, 02:29:01 PM »
Surgically  eeek: And then deciding to be a lesbian.

I am trying to calculate the precise level of strangeness that this represents but it seems to be off my scale  rubschin:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2013, 02:47:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 02:29:01 PM
Surgically  eeek: And then deciding to be a lesbian.

I am trying to calculate the precise level of strangeness that this represents but it seems to be off my scale  rubschin:

Please don't tell us this is your next venture Nick....  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2013, 02:49:39 PM »
 eeek:  No, I have been told that one of the scary lesbians ( scared2:) is an ex bloke  rubschin:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2013, 02:50:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 02:49:39 PM
eeek:  No, I have been told that one of the scary lesbians ( scared2:) is an ex bloke  rubschin:

Not the one with the mahoosive Adam's Apple by any chance...? ::)
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2013, 02:51:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 02:49:39 PM
eeek:  No, I have been told that one of the scary lesbians ( scared2:) is an ex bloke  rubschin:
That is an old ploy to put you off.

He/She must think you fancy Him/Her.  noooo:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2013, 03:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 02:49:39 PM
eeek:  No, I have been told that one of the scary lesbians ( scared2:) is an ex bloke  rubschin:

You can always tell by the hands ... We've got a couple of them at werk very attractive laydees till you see the hands ... Surgery on bits and implants in faces for cheekbones and breasts. Adams apples removed they grow nails or have false ones but the shape of the hands stay the same ..  Also had one who  was a big bloke with a wig and makeup  lol: sorry but could not look at her without giggling... redface: Wrong I know....
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2013, 07:29:39 PM »
Apey is very good friends with a German one over here.Calls itself Martina. noooo:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2013, 07:33:38 PM »
We have one at work, had the op and everyfink like. Some of the lads at work didn't know, well until "she" spoke. Poor Barry nearly choked on his tea  point:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2013, 07:35:11 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 07:29:39 PM
Apey is very good friends with a German one over here.Calls itself Martina. noooo:

Someone else not to meet  noooo:

I am sure Foggy is lining up eager wimmin cloud9:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2013, 08:06:41 PM »
Not too sure about Foggy. noooo:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2013, 08:11:23 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:06:41 PM
Not too sure about Foggy. noooo:

I'm sure Foggy is too much woman for you Baldy...... confused:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2013, 08:13:24 PM »
Wait until you meet it then make your mind up. noooo:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2013, 08:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:13:24 PM
Wait until you meet it then make your mind up. noooo:

I'm sure she is all wumman......
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2013, 08:19:38 PM »
Meat and two veg you say?  rubschin:
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Re: Turning yerself into a wumman
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2013, 08:25:29 PM »
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