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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2013, 05:02:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 10, 2013, 05:01:24 PM
I shall soon need to boil it noooo:

Can you do yer 'ed at the same time like, you know, to save munny like. Thumbs:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2013, 05:03:20 PM »
My head is pure  angel1
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2013, 05:18:09 PM »
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2013, 05:20:46 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2013, 06:19:28 PM »
You need to invest your new found wealth in Turnip Futures!  Thumbs:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2013, 08:13:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2013, 06:19:28 PM
You need to invest your new found wealth in Turnip Futures!  Thumbs:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2013, 10:51:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Has she got any unused condoms left?
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2013, 08:44:15 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 10, 2013, 10:51:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Has she got any unused condoms left?

Yes, but no good for you, they are all adult size.  ;)
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2013, 09:53:00 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 10, 2013, 10:51:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Has she got any unused condoms left?

Why ...should I offer her my spares ?
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2013, 04:57:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2013, 09:53:00 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 10, 2013, 10:51:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Has she got any unused condoms left?

Why ...should I offer her my spares ?

 Shocked: I would not have thought you had any left.
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2013, 04:59:29 PM »
Where to begin?  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2013, 05:00:48 PM »
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2013, 05:01:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 11, 2013, 04:59:29 PM
Where to begin?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Get a banana and Miss D will show you.  ::)
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2013, 05:03:03 PM »
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2013, 05:03:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 11, 2013, 04:59:29 PM
Where to begin?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Preferably the last letter of the last sentence with you. Thumbs:
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