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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Damage Control
« on: June 09, 2013, 07:56:08 AM »
I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .

There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet  eeek:

Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis  Banghead

Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.

After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course  Banghead

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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 09:33:50 AM »
Why are you changing her bedding ....can she not do it... noooo:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2013, 09:36:08 AM »
She is immune to filth  noooo:

She would only change it after it peeled itself off the duvet and walked to the washing machine itself. Normally I just bung the bedding in her room for her to change it but then have to listen tot he 10 minute tirade about how changing a duvet is THE hardest job in the world etc  ::)

At the moment she is on a complete can't do anything because I have exams  Banghead
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2013, 09:38:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2013, 07:56:08 AM
I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .

There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet  eeek:

Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis  Banghead

Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.

After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course  Banghead

You have to love them.... otherwise you would throttle them... censored:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2013, 09:56:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2013, 07:56:08 AM
I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .

There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet  eeek:

Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis  Banghead

Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.

After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course  Banghead

Thank yerself lucky, you could have found worserer
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2013, 12:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2013, 09:36:08 AM
She is immune to filth 

She really should sign up in here you know.
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2013, 02:36:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2013, 07:56:08 AM
I changed The Brats bedding the other day and went into her room yesterday to put some clothes away .

There was a hooooooooooooooooge highlighter orange pond on her white duvet  eeek:

Apparently she had fallen asleep revising and the toxic orange had spread through her duvet by osmosis  Banghead

Then cleaning the kitchen yesterday ...noticed a chunk of wall plaster missing.

After interrogating her she has no idea how this happened. You can see something has hit it hard but oh no ...wasn't her of course  Banghead


Aftermath of her party? rubschin: Sound like a WKD stain and a fight in the kitchen.
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM »
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2013, 02:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Date him........ ;D ;D
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2013, 02:44:18 PM »
She has him on a string
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2013, 04:08:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Do Selfridges sell them?  whistle:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2013, 04:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm    rubschin:

I had thought she had broken up with her BF.

Not sure if I mentioned him ringing me at work a couple of weeks ago and then all manor of grief happening.

But anyways he has not been around for a few weeks.

He was there this weekend . He had bough her a Michael Kors  purse thing ...just because like.  He left the receipt in the bag in case she wanted to change it.

£130 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

£130 feckin quid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bordering on bastard unbelievable 2, yes 2 grand  rug territory that. eeek: cussing:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2013, 04:40:25 PM »
He is clearly barking mad  noooo:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2013, 04:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 10, 2013, 04:40:25 PM
He is clearly barking mad  noooo:

Sez HE! ::)
LMFCO!

God knows what you're gonna be like when you've got hundreds of thousands to play with. whistle:

I tried to show you a bit of reasonable and sensible purchasing when i bought you a PROPER quality rug for a tenner, and that was a tad expensive too imo.

I suspect it's long since been binned now though.
Gratitude for you. ::)
Dunno why I freakin' bother sometimes, I really don't. noooo:
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Re: Damage Control
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2013, 05:01:24 PM »
I shall soon need to boil it noooo:
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