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Offline Miss Demeanour

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International Doughnut Day
« on: June 07, 2013, 11:37:47 AM »
Apparently tis today  cloud9:

Yeah .

My favourite .....a simple glazed ring  :thumbsup:

Or those from the seaside  cloud9:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2013, 11:39:09 AM »
Yay! Party001:

Jam ones are best like....  whistle:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2013, 11:40:58 AM »
No ...they vary too much .

And the jam is never central so you munch round three quarters of it before hitting the pocket of delight and then it squirts out and falls to the floor ....or over your white T shirt or summat  noooo:
« Last Edit: June 07, 2013, 11:45:25 AM by Miss Demeanour »
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2013, 11:43:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:40:58 AM
No ...they vary too much .

And the jam is never central so you much round three quarters of it before hitting the pocket of delight and then it squirts out and falls to the floor ....or over your white T shirt or summat  noooo:

Amateur... ::)

An expert jam doughnut eater stalks his pray... examines it closely and finds the hole where the jam was injected... a plan of action can then be prepared fro the kill... full-on jamminess or leave the jam to the end...  cloud9:

Oh yes... right-handed jam doughnuts are best for sure... Drool:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2013, 11:46:06 AM »
But how do you manage squirt control ?  rubschin:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2013, 11:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:46:06 AM
But how do you manage squirt control ?  rubschin:

Bite gently and lick....  ;)
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2013, 11:49:43 AM »
 lol:

You don't lick a frickin doughnut though  noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2013, 11:51:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:49:43 AM
lol:

You don't lick a frickin doughnut though  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You haven't tried it have you....? ::)

You just chomp and squirt....  noooo:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2013, 11:56:19 AM »
Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy  noooo:

And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes  eeek:

12 doughnuts for a tenner  noooo:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2013, 11:57:05 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:56:19 AM
Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy  noooo:

And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes  eeek:

12 doughnuts for a tenner  noooo:

A tenner?  Shocked:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2013, 12:26:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 07, 2013, 11:57:05 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 07, 2013, 11:56:19 AM
Better than licking it like some sugar crazed moggy  noooo:

And what is it about the price of Krispy Kremes  eeek:

12 doughnuts for a tenner  noooo:

A tenner?  Shocked:

Padlock pockets..... noooo:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2013, 01:36:18 PM »
 Is the horn: broken?

Glazed ring?

Bite and lick?

Squirt down T-shirt?

Jam Onanism?


This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop.  noooo:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2013, 01:37:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2013, 01:36:18 PM
Is the horn: broken?

Glazed ring?

Bite and lick?

Squirt down T-shirt?

Jam Onanism?


This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop.  noooo:

Are innuendos the ones with the little sprinkles on....?
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2013, 01:38:36 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2013, 01:36:18 PM
Is the horn: broken?

Glazed ring?

Bite and lick?

Squirt down T-shirt?

Jam Onanism?


This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop.  noooo:

I know it killed me....... redface:
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Re: International Doughnut Day
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2013, 01:41:22 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2013, 01:36:18 PM
Is the horn: broken?

Glazed ring?

Bite and lick?

Squirt down T-shirt?

Jam Onanism?


This thread has more innuendos than an Italian chemist shop.  noooo:

 ;)

I see you as a Yum Yum man  whistle:
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