Was in my local BMW Mini center yesterday afternoon, werkin' like, when the fire alrm went off.
Needless to say, everyone just carried on, albeit with fingers in ears for 2 minutes while someone found the switch to turn it off.
15 minutes later and the fire brigade came sweeping in,

sirens blaring, and the crew jumped out obviously expecting to see the place well alight....probably burnt down after 15 minutes <cough>

No one realised that the alarm is linked directly to the fire station it seems.
So. What/who set the alram off?

Apparently, the boss had been in the bog and had an ernormous and exceedingly smelly 'dump', and being thoughtful he decided to give the smoke alarmed shit 'ouse a VERY and extra long blast on the air freshener.
