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Offline GROWLER

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Lafs at werk
« on: June 06, 2013, 09:19:13 AM »
Was in my local BMW Mini center yesterday afternoon, werkin' like, when the fire alrm went off.

Needless to say, everyone just carried on, albeit with fingers in ears for 2 minutes while someone found the switch to turn it off.

15 minutes later and the fire brigade came sweeping in,   eeek: eeek: sirens blaring, and the crew jumped out obviously expecting to see the place well alight....probably burnt down after 15 minutes <cough>  ::)
No one realised that the alarm is linked directly to the fire station it seems.

So. What/who set the alram off? rubschin:

Apparently, the boss had been in the bog and had an ernormous and exceedingly smelly 'dump', and being thoughtful he decided to give the smoke alarmed shit 'ouse a VERY and extra long blast on the air freshener.  happy001



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Re: Lafs at werk
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2013, 09:25:06 AM »
Was in my local BMW Mini center yesterday afternoon, werkin' like, when the fire alrm went off.

Needless to say, everyone just carried on, albeit with fingers in ears for 2 minutes while someone found the switch to turn it off.

15 minutes later and the fire brigade came sweeping in,   eeek: eeek: sirens blaring, and the crew jumped out obviously expecting to see the place well alight....probably burnt down after 15 minutes <cough>  ::)
No one realised that the alarm is linked directly to the fire station it seems.

So. What/who set the alram off? rubschin:

Apparently, the boss had been in the bog and had an ernormous and exceedingly smelly 'dump', and being thoughtful he decided to give the smoke alarmed shit 'ouse a VERY and extra long blast on the air freshener.  happy001

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Re: Lafs at werk
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2013, 09:37:22 AM »
happy001

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Lafs at werk
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2013, 03:52:20 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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