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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Best Excuses
« on: June 03, 2013, 11:57:05 AM »
Michael Douglas didn’t contract  throat cancer from smoking or drinking — but from cunnilingus  eeek:

But it was also the act of oral sex that cured him  rubschin:


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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2013, 12:00:06 PM »
Worth a try with Catherine ZJ  rubschin:

Mebbe  rubschin:

I'd risk it

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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2013, 12:01:33 PM »
 rubschin:

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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2013, 12:04:44 PM »
Kill or cure? Or both?

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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2013, 12:04:57 PM »
Worth a try with Catherine ZJ  rubschin:

Mebbe  rubschin:

I'd risk it

and expect nothing in return  whistle:
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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2013, 12:06:21 PM »
Worth a try with Catherine ZJ  rubschin:

Mebbe  rubschin:

I'd risk it

and expect nothing in return  whistle:

If she gets throat cancer too...... whistle:

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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2013, 12:06:56 PM »
 Spank2:
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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2013, 12:07:27 PM »
She already suffers from depression doesn't she  rubschin:
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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2013, 12:08:18 PM »
She already suffers from depression doesn't she  rubschin:

Think she is polar bear thingy........ rubschin:

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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2013, 12:14:13 PM »
She already suffers from depression doesn't she  rubschin:

Think she is polar bear thingy........ rubschin:

Or just bi  ?  rubschin:
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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2013, 12:15:05 PM »
She already suffers from depression doesn't she  rubschin:

Think she is polar bear thingy........ rubschin:

Or just bi  ?  rubschin:

Nick is thinking now........or something....... whistle:

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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2013, 05:05:36 PM »
She already suffers from depression doesn't she  rubschin:

Think she is polar bear thingy........ rubschin:

Or just bi  ?  rubschin:

Nick is thinking now........or something....... whistle:

Oh hell, someone turn of the smoke detectors. Remember what happened the last time  scared2:
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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2013, 05:07:52 PM »
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Re: Best Excuses
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2013, 05:13:28 PM »
She already suffers from depression doesn't she  rubschin:

Think she is polar bear thingy........ rubschin:

Or just bi  ?  rubschin:

Nick is thinking now........or something....... whistle:

Oh hell, someone turn of the smoke detectors. Remember what happened the last time  scared2:




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