Can anyone explain to me why you can't 'ave a snout on a OUTDOOR, UNENCLOSED staion platform btw?
I came within a whisker of getting meself into a whole load of trouble at Venice railway station a couple of years ago, and i wasn't even smoking FFS!

I was merely rolling a fag on their premises to smoke outside the station.
Major row erupted and I got into a lot of hot water with officialdom, not helped by the language barrier, thus me ending up having to get my point across by the use of hand signals.

All very embarrasing, with crowds stopping to watch whilst I was dragged away shouting my protests by the Growler collective.
Wasn't talked to for 24 hours, and all because
'this troublemaker'
DARED to roll a fag.
