The Brat's party weekend..

[Miss Demeanour]

 

We are going away on Friday morning for our first 'time away ' together. 

We are going down to the West Country as he wants to see the parts of the world I was born etc . We are also going to visit my brother but that is only for Sunday afternoon - we are not staying with him but in a lovely country hotel thing 

The barking mad bitch from hell is not at all happy about it and moaning about having to 'babysit' her own 16 year old son. Quite frankly she can go swivel on a samurai sword as far as I am concerned.

The man manages the mortuary where we work. We are going to visit an ex-colleague and friend who now works at Bristol mortuary. So on the way down we are stopping off for lunch with her...but also a look around to see how things are done there as compared to how we do them etc .

Meanwhile the brat will spend this time productively revising, cleaning her bedroom and working at Boots 

[Darwins Selection]

We are going away on Friday morning for our first 'time away ' together. 

We are going down to the West Country as he wants to see the parts of the world I was born etc . We are also going to visit my brother but that is only for Sunday afternoon - we are not staying with him but in a lovely country hotel thing 

The barking mad bitch from hell is not at all happy about it and moaning about having to 'babysit' her own 16 year old son. Quite frankly she can go swivel on a samurai sword as far as I am concerned.

The man manages the mortuary where we work. We are going to visit an ex-colleague and friend who now works at Bristol mortuary. So on the way down we are stopping off for lunch with her...but also a look around to see how things are done there as compared to how we do them etc .

Meanwhile the brat will spend this time productively revising, cleaning her bedroom and working at Boots 

I suggest you send that synopsis to Quentin Tarantino.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

We are going away on Friday morning for our first 'time away ' together. 

We are going down to the West Country as he wants to see the parts of the world I was born etc . We are also going to visit my brother but that is only for Sunday afternoon - we are not staying with him but in a lovely country hotel thing    Fawlty Towers.

The barking mad bitch from hell is not at all happy about it and moaning about having to 'babysit' her own 16 year old son. Quite frankly she can go swivel on a samurai sword as far as I am concerned.   TBFH lives. The SSS idea is interesting if messy.  Have her committed far less cleaning up after the fact.

The man manages the mortuary where we work. We are going to visit an ex-colleague and friend who now works at Bristol mortuary. So on the way down we are stopping off for lunch with her...but also a look around to see how things are done there as compared to how we do them etc .  He manages a mortuary?  Is he pale and interesting or just interesting?  Mortuary you say?  This begs the question 'why is TBFH still walking this earth?

Meanwhile the brat will spend this time productively revising, cleaning her bedroom and working at Boots    Just

[Just One More]

 

[Misty]

We are going away on Friday morning for our first 'time away ' together. 

We are going down to the West Country as he wants to see the parts of the world I was born etc . We are also going to visit my brother but that is only for Sunday afternoon - we are not staying with him but in a lovely country hotel thing 

The barking mad bitch from hell is not at all happy about it and moaning about having to 'babysit' her own 16 year old son. Quite frankly she can go swivel on a samurai sword as far as I am concerned.

The man manages the mortuary where we work. We are going to visit an ex-colleague and friend who now works at Bristol mortuary. So on the way down we are stopping off for lunch with her...but also a look around to see how things are done there as compared to how we do them etc .

Meanwhile the brat will spend this time productively revising, cleaning her bedroom and working at Boots 

Ah, you sweet lovely girl.   
 You know we will all be here for you on your return to scorched carpets, vomit stained walls, a condom draped garden, overfilled bins/recycle bins/dead drunkards bins.....etc

I just pray the bathroom is unscathed....... 

[Nick]

I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well

[apc2010]

I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well

      

[Nick]

Wot?

[Misty]

I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well

How many jelly shots can you do and still call yourself a responsible adult?

[apc2010]

I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well

    

Wait....... to the brat's or Miss D's mucky weakend.......

[Nick]

The Brat. I can be in loco parentis like 

[Misty]

I am nearby. I can pop round to make sure all is well

How many jelly shots can you do and still call yourself a responsible adult?

Cancel that . None of us call you a responsible adult.


Please go to the party, they will eat you alive and we get to laugh at the posts the next day 

[apc2010]

The Brat. I can be in loco parentis like 

Loco .........

[Nick]

I can handle 3000 teenage gerls

[apc2010]

I can handle 3000 teenage gerls

If not you can fix it for Miss D.......