Disgusterous

Author Topic: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread  (Read 2345 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline boogs

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 11836
  • Reputation: 3
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2013, 03:30:49 PM »
Oh I think he would like what he would find  ;)

Good gerl ... but we have to be mysterious....keep them guessing... :thumbsup:

Creme eggs ,voddy and no marmite......

Your just guessing now.... noooo:
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109699
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2013, 04:09:57 PM »
A huge catapult and a blindfold?
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2013, 06:32:26 AM »
Oh I think he would like what he would find  ;)
rubschin:

I mostly despair

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109699
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2013, 07:05:59 PM »
I see she is updating on Faceache.

Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.

Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country  noooo:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 155060
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2013, 07:16:53 PM »
I see she is updating on Faceache.

Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.

Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country  noooo:

She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see…  noooo:

…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course…  eeek:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109699
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2013, 07:18:44 PM »
 :thumbsup:

No mention of stiffs yet  noooo:

Except for the donkey and the doughnuts obviously, like
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Baldy

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14085
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2013, 10:17:41 PM »
A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D?  rubschin:

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2013, 11:46:48 PM »
A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D?  rubschin:
"post them"

****snigger****
I mostly despair

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66602
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2013, 07:34:17 AM »
A bloke gave me 12 tablets of Levitra tonight (the new Viagra) ...should I post them to Miss D?  rubschin:
"post them"

****snigger****

 ;D ;D

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36017
  • Reputation: 2
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2013, 11:59:02 AM »
I see she is updating on Faceache.

Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.

Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country  noooo:

She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see…  noooo:

…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course…  eeek:

I don't think he could argue with my comments about the ex and I have hardly posted every detail ... but what I have posted remains my views and so would stand by anything I have written.

Currently in Taunton and off to see my brother.

Bit of a trip to the sea yesterday and then to the village my mum used to live in ... up to the place where we scattered her ashes ... up on the Quantocks on her favourite walk.  So a little bit emotional for me.
Skubber

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66602
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2013, 01:38:35 PM »
 happy100   and I won't make a joke...

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2013, 02:29:12 PM »
I see she is updating on Faceache.

Summat about mud, donkeys and doughnuts.

Sounds rude and messy, but it passes for entertainment in the West Country  noooo:

She prolly doesn’t want to update here in case Embalming Boy overlooks her phone and realises she has posted every detail of their relationship since day one on t’intermong for everybody to see…  noooo:

…plus her comments on his ‘pond life’ partner and mother of his two children of course…  eeek:

I don't think he could argue with my comments about the ex and I have hardly posted every detail ... but what I have posted remains my views and so would stand by anything I have written.

Currently in Taunton and off to see my brother.

Bit of a trip to the sea yesterday and then to the village my mum used to live in ... up to the place where we scattered her ashes ... up on the Quantocks on her favourite walk.  So a little bit emotional for me.

 happy100 happy100

I hope that you manage to have some nice memories in amongst the emotions.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109699
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new Miss D's romantic getaway and mortuary tour thread
« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2013, 02:30:13 PM »
How is Snoopy's scooter? Weapons fitted yet?
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile