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Offline Nick

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Muslim gerls modesty paradox
« on: May 17, 2013, 02:22:52 PM »
Got on the train at Forest Gate earlier (been to TMR's Holborn pub since)

There was a gerl sitting opposite with her head decorously covered in the approved Muslim way, like, since we all know that God hates hair  rubschin:

She had false eyelashes (not real hair presumably rubschin:) enormous knockers and a vertigo inducing cleavage in the lowest of low cut tops  eeek:

WTF is that all about then?

Presumably Allah likes a bit of cleavage, like  rubschin:
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Re: Muslim gerls modesty paradox
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 11:16:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 17, 2013, 02:22:52 PM
Got on the train at Forest Gate earlier (been to TMR's Holborn pub since)

There was a gerl sitting opposite with her head decorously covered in the approved Muslim way, like, since we all know that God hates hair  rubschin:

She had false eyelashes (not real hair presumably rubschin:) enormous knockers and a vertigo inducing cleavage in the lowest of low cut tops  eeek:

WTF is that all about then?

Presumably Allah likes a bit of cleavage, like  rubschin:

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Muslim gerls modesty paradox
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 11:19:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 17, 2013, 02:22:52 PM
Got on the train at Forest Gate earlier (been to TMR's Holborn pub since)

There was a gerl sitting opposite with her head decorously covered in the approved Muslim way, like, since we all know that God hates hair  rubschin:

She had false eyelashes (not real hair presumably rubschin:) enormous knockers and a vertigo inducing cleavage in the lowest of low cut tops  eeek:

WTF is that all about then?

Presumably Allah likes a bit of cleavage, like  rubschin:

Maybe she was a plant just to perplex you

Or has a mind of her own
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Re: Muslim gerls modesty paradox
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2013, 04:29:54 AM »
Perhaps she was just having a bad hair day...? Shrugs:
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Re: Muslim gerls modesty paradox
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2013, 05:23:25 AM »
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Re: Muslim gerls modesty paradox
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2013, 05:50:15 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 18, 2013, 04:29:54 AM
Perhaps she was just having a bad hair day...? Shrugs:


Or a 'good hair' day and a bad bad body day!
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Re: Muslim gerls modesty paradox
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