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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2013, 07:13:46 AM »
Those two caught me off balance. redface:

The crem was indeed in a most peculiar place and I have to admit to chuckling at the fireplace firms advertising hoarding (sp) most odd and no signs for the crem at all.  It really was in the middle of an industrial estate.

I did ask Nick if it was appropriate to start a funereal rant he replied jst bear in mind that Garfield could see everything.  Sorry Garfield but I don't think you will be offended by this.

I was in a fury that the funeral started 10 minuses early.

Nick went ahead of Growler Mr C and I and when he got to the door started gesticulating wildly.We made our way to the doors of the building, me hobbling/limping/going backwards, (I'm fine once I have got a bit of momentum going but it takes a while) Growler at a fair lick and Mr C trying to support me with his left arm (the rest of him was attached) and they were shut. Quietly burst through the doors Nick was seated rev was in place the eyes of the disapproving usher if that is what they were called, indicated we should sit on the right we sat on the left next to Nick, some shuffling ensued to ensure that Nick was on the outside next to the isle. I do believe I heard the hound chuckling.

The service was short and the bit that got me was the fact that in this day and age there was no inclusion of any other faiths or none faiths.  It was not the families doing in any was it was a standard service but it just assumed that we were all christians, a big no no in my eyes but that is just me.

Growler brought me some beautiful flowers which have takedv pride and place here in the van and will be taken home too.  I did indeed get loads of Growler hugs cloud9: and delivered one from Boogs as instructed and gave him some Miss C hugs.  A hugathon it was I tells you.

The rest went as described elsewhere other than one last thing which I am hugging close at the moment but will tell tomorrow.

Service starting early....Arse. evil:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2013, 08:17:09 AM »
I commented on the fluffiness of Miss C's hair.  cloud9:
She's very 'uggy and scrummy. cloud9:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2013, 08:19:56 AM »
Cold shower  ::)
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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2013, 08:27:08 AM »
Cold shower  ::)

Still?

You REALLY need to gera'man in you know. Thumbs:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2013, 08:32:16 AM »
Those two caught me off balance. redface:



I was in a fury that the funeral started 10 minuses early.

The irony here is that much of my childhood was spent with my mother telling The Old Boy he'd be late for his own bloody funeral  shrugs:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2013, 08:34:43 AM »
On a slightly more forceful note, I REALLY think that my lickle kitten should apply some pressure upon MrC to join up in here.

I was initially a bit on edge as to what to expect before meeting him, as I didn't really know a great deal about him prior to Wednesday.
 He rarely gets a mention in here.

However, fears were rapidly allayed and he turns out to be a really top cheeky grinning  mischievous eyed  bloke, with parrallel grumps gripes and observarions to the rest of us, and exceedingly intelligent and interesting to listen to. cloud9:

Dunno where you found him Miss C, but we need him in here. :thumbsup:
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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2013, 08:35:23 AM »
Those two caught me off balance. redface:



I was in a fury that the funeral started 10 minuses early.

The irony here is that much of my childhood was spent with my mother telling The Old Boy he'd be late for his own bloody funeral  shrugs:

SHELAH!! cloud9:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2013, 08:38:31 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2013, 08:41:08 AM »
Cold shower  ::)

I needed one when I gor'ome.
More 'UG's in 1 day than I've had in ten yeeeers! cloud9: Shocked:

Accompanied with loads of "AWWWWW's"  too. lol:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2013, 08:46:29 AM »
It was indeed lovely to meet the VP contingent, despite the circumstances. 

I don't think any of the family were aware of the service starting early, but we'd been kept outside standing next to the hearse for a considerable amount of time before they unloaded which seemed beyond cruel so were all a bit numb.  Nor did I notice the fireplace shop but rest assured that would have raised a hoot from him  ;)


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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2013, 08:57:22 AM »
It was indeed lovely to meet the VP contingent, despite the circumstances. 

I don't think any of the family were aware of the service starting early, but we'd been kept outside standing next to the hearse for a considerable amount of time before they unloaded which seemed beyond cruel so were all a bit numb.  Nor did I notice the fireplace shop but rest assured that would have raised a hoot from him  ;)

I think I'm safe in saying, and probably echoing everyone else's thoughts in here, that you REALLY MUST keep popping in here to converse with us.  Thumbs:
You are our new adopted representative of your dad now.  cloud9:
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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2013, 09:00:46 AM »
It was indeed lovely to meet the VP contingent, despite the circumstances. 

I don't think any of the family were aware of the service starting early, but we'd been kept outside standing next to the hearse for a considerable amount of time before they unloaded which seemed beyond cruel so were all a bit numb.  Nor did I notice the fireplace shop but rest assured that would have raised a hoot from him  ;)

I think I'm safe in saying, and probably echoing everyone else's thoughts in here, that you REALLY MUST keep popping in here to converse with us.  Thumbs:
You are our new adopted representative of your dad now.  cloud9:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2013, 09:03:43 AM »
It was indeed lovely to meet the VP contingent, despite the circumstances. 

I don't think any of the family were aware of the service starting early, but we'd been kept outside standing next to the hearse for a considerable amount of time before they unloaded which seemed beyond cruel so were all a bit numb.  Nor did I notice the fireplace shop but rest assured that would have raised a hoot from him  ;)

I think I'm safe in saying, and probably echoing everyone else's thoughts in here, that you REALLY MUST keep popping in here to converse with us.  Thumbs:
You are our new adopted representative of your dad now.  cloud9:

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No disrespect, but much prettier than the grumpy owld goat too! lol:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2013, 09:17:04 AM »
It was indeed lovely to meet the VP contingent, despite the circumstances. 

I don't think any of the family were aware of the service starting early, but we'd been kept outside standing next to the hearse for a considerable amount of time before they unloaded which seemed beyond cruel so were all a bit numb.  Nor did I notice the fireplace shop but rest assured that would have raised a hoot from him  ;)

I think I'm safe in saying, and probably echoing everyone else's thoughts in here, that you REALLY MUST keep popping in here to converse with us.  Thumbs:
You are our new adopted representative of your dad now.  cloud9:

 :thumbsup:

No disrespect, but much prettier than the grumpy owld goat too! lol:

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Re: Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2013, 11:01:09 AM »
Those two caught me off balance. redface:



I was in a fury that the funeral started 10 minuses early.

The irony here is that much of my childhood was spent with my mother telling The Old Boy he'd be late for his own bloody funeral  shrugs:

 lol: lol: lol:
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