Day trip to Colwyn Bay with VP'ers

[GROWLER]

Don't really think it appropriate to start messin' around in the funeral thread now tbh, so thought I'd do a seperate one for thoughts of how it all went today.

In a werd or two really, incident free, only I have NO  doubt at all that Nick will make some drama and exagerated tale up about nowt.

Met my lickle chicky for the very first time
'Ad tuns and tuns of BIG UG'S with her...many years werth.
She's an absolute and thouroughly delightful luvlee and funny owld trowt, and am so pleased to have finally met her...and Mr C too.
I was a bit nervous that I might be overwhelmed by all this intelligence around me, but no. One HELL of a really pleasant friendly grumpy top top bloke.

Proud to have been in their company for a few hours.

[GROWLER]

Text just in from Nick.

"I've only gone and caught the wrong f'in train!!!"

Presumably at Crewe, 'cus I saw him off at Chester.

[Miss Demeanour]

He needs a carer 

[GROWLER]

Nah, he's on a London bound train unfortunately, but the wrong one, and now he's seemingly having a stand up arguement with the ticket inspector who wants to fine him.

I just KNEW everything had gone too smoothly today, knew it.
Soon as he away from me ey..............

[GROWLER]

He needs a carer 

I did.

[Nick]

Growler fails to metnion:

Fiasco of Morriison's car park attempts
Cake
Urge to pee at crematorium in the bushes till he realised it was the Garden of Rememberance
Arguing with his sat nav
General shouting

Even Garfield said "I can see why they call you Growler"

[Baldy]

Growler fails to metnion:

Fiasco of Morriison's car park attempts
Cake
Urge to pee at crematorium in the bushes till he realised it was the Garden of Rememberance
Arguing with his sat nav
General shouting

Even Garfield said "I can see why they call you Growler"

 

[GROWLER]

Oh yes.

Faded memory alert.

[GROWLER]

We both agreed that building a crem. in the middle of an industrial estate was most unique btw.

[Nick]

Yes, especially one with a fireplace shop on the way in 

Stiill Woodstock told us she plans to keep his ashes so she can still nag him

[GROWLER]

Anyways, I'm currently in full gorge mode on a most lush and hev cake courtesy of my lickle chicky.

[GROWLER]

Yes, especially one with a fireplace shop on the way in 

Stiill Woodstock told us she plans to keep his ashes so she can still nag him

Forgot about that!

What an odd place.

Wasn't actually 100% sure we were in the right place tbh, made all the more disconcerting as the funeral had seemingly started early.
I was just SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO relieved when I heard the vicar mention Snoop's full name.

[Barman]

I'm so pleased it was a cremation.... I had visions of Nick falling in the hole.... 

[Nick]

I think Miss C would have beaten me to it. She has taken to walking everywhere backwards for some reason

[Barman]

I think Miss C would have beaten me to it. She has taken to walking everywhere backwards for some reason

She prolly didn't like the thought of you being behind her....