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Odd memories
« on: May 13, 2013, 12:34:06 PM »
So here I am with nuffink much to do in the owld London flat.

I moved in here with Mrs Nick#1  sad24: in 1981  eeek:

There are still marks on the bathroom door from when she tried to smash it down with the vacuum cleaner  noooo:

How I laff at the time she deliberately vomited in my bath (I was in it at the time)  noooo:

All the same, happy younger days  sad24:

Where has the time gone?  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 12:41:47 PM »
It does speed by ....... noooo:

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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 12:43:09 PM »

There are still marks on the bathroom door from when she tried to smash it down with the vacuum cleaner


Anything to escape. Plus ca change . . . .
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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 12:43:43 PM »
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 01:04:15 PM »
Yes but this time going by does mean the mortgage is paid off and you are making a fortune from said flat  :thumbsup:
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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 01:06:52 PM »
So here I am with nuffink much to do in the owld London flat.

I moved in here with Mrs Nick#1  sad24: in 1981  eeek:

There are still marks on the bathroom door from when she tried to smash it down with the vacuum cleaner  noooo:

How I laff at the time she deliberately vomited in my bath (I was in it at the time)  noooo:

All the same, happy younger days  sad24:

Where has the time gone?  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:


am trying to be sympathetic, but I can't get past the barfing in the bath. That is outstanding!!!

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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2013, 01:07:44 PM »
Do not try it at home  evil:

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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2013, 01:18:14 PM »
So here I am with nuffink much to do in the owld London flat.

I moved in here with Mrs Nick#1  sad24: in 1981  eeek:

There are still marks on the bathroom door from when she tried to smash it down with the vacuum cleaner  noooo:

How I laff at the time she deliberately vomited in my bath (I was in it at the time)  noooo:

All the same, happy younger days  sad24:

Where has the time gone?  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Well, you've spent most of it on here.... ::)
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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2013, 01:19:43 PM »
Unlike you then you bald git
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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2013, 01:21:21 PM »
Unlike you then you bald git

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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2013, 09:27:38 PM »


All the same, happy younger days  sad24:

Where has the time gone?  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

 scared2: scared2: Scary isn't it... What is even scarier in a few years.... This will be your memories.. scared2: scared2:
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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2013, 09:52:01 PM »
So here I am with nuffink much to do in the owld London flat.

I moved in here with Mrs Nick#1  sad24: in 1981  eeek:

There are still marks on the bathroom door from when she tried to smash it down with the vacuum cleaner  noooo:

How I laff at the time she deliberately vomited in my bath (I was in it at the time)  noooo:



Should 'ave 'ad a shower then ey? lol:

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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2013, 09:53:31 PM »
So here I am with nuffink much to do in the owld London flat.

I moved in here with Mrs Nick#1  sad24: in 1981  eeek:

There are still marks on the bathroom door from when she tried to smash it down with the vacuum cleaner  noooo:

How I laff at the time she deliberately vomited in my bath (I was in it at the time)  noooo:



Should 'ave 'ad a shower then ey? lol:

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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2013, 06:42:46 AM »
So here I am with nuffink much to do in the owld London flat.

I moved in here with Mrs Nick#1  sad24: in 1981  eeek:

There are still marks on the bathroom door from when she tried to smash it down with the vacuum cleaner  noooo:

How I laff at the time she deliberately vomited in my bath (I was in it at the time)  noooo:



Should 'ave 'ad a shower then ey? lol:

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Re: Odd memories
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2013, 06:51:29 AM »
My odd memories involve woodlice.
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