Retard Reporting

[Miss Demeanour]

So the Huhne / Price prison sentences are over 

Watching news this morning and they have some reporter standing outside the lane of the female prison / holiday camp .

Breaking news he says ....Ms Price has just  left about 5 minutes ago from the back route. There are a number of entry / exit points from this facility 

Can't think why she would have wanted to avoid a barrage of press 

But why the feck is this breaking news !!!!!  Ms Price has left the building. She married a muppet. She lied for him. She is now out for revenge . The book will be out soon 

Next piece of 'news' ....1 in 3 teenagers say they are depressed. Oh feck right off . Survey the parents I tells you ....survey the feckin parents 

[Barman]

So the Huhne / Price prison sentences are over 

Watching news this morning and they have some reporter standing outside the lane of the female prison / holiday camp .

Breaking news he says ....Ms Price has just about 5 minutes ago from the back route. There are a number of entry / exit points from this facility 

Can't think why she would have wanted to avoid a barrage of press 

But why the feck is this breaking news !!!!!  Ms Price has left the building. She married a muppet. She lied for him. She is now out for revenge . The book will be out soon 

Next piece of 'news' ....1 in 3 teenagers say they are depressed. Oh feck right off . Survey the parents I tells you ....survey the feckin parents 

[Darwins Selection]

So the Huhne / Price prison sentences are over 

Watching news this morning and they have some reporter standing outside the lane of the female prison / holiday camp .

Breaking news he says ....Ms Price has just about 5 minutes ago from the back route. There are a number of entry / exit points from this facility 

Can't think why she would have wanted to avoid a barrage of press 

But why the feck is this breaking news !!!!!  Ms Price has left the building. She married a muppet. She lied for him. She is now out for revenge . The book will be out soon 

Next piece of 'news' ....1 in 3 teenagers say they are depressed. Oh feck right off . Survey the parents I tells you ....survey the feckin parents 

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Wot he said.

Too much Adrenalin left over after your run. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

So the Huhne / Price prison sentences are over 

Watching news this morning and they have some reporter standing outside the lane of the female prison / holiday camp .

Breaking news he says ....Ms Price has just  left about 5 minutes ago from the back route. There are a number of entry / exit points from this facility 

Can't think why she would have wanted to avoid a barrage of press 

But why the feck is this breaking news !!!!!  Ms Price has left the building. She married a muppet. She lied for him. She is now out for revenge . The book will be out soon 

Next piece of 'news' ....1 in 3 teenagers say they are depressed. Oh feck right off . Survey the parents I tells you ....survey the feckin parents 

Change the name Price for Huhne and you have the coverage of him leaving, not in a 'state car or a limousine but a family car'  Amazing shock horror.

With regard to surveying the parents they did (well the mothers anyway) and some of them feel guilty for going out to work and leaving their children.  Shock horror.

Miss C has left the room.