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Offline GROWLER

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M.M's new BOAT!
« on: May 06, 2013, 10:08:42 PM »
She going for a half day interview on Wednesday to become....a boaterist on the zoo's lake! eeek: Shocked:

Oh the joy if she gets the job. Plenty of mileage in in the piss taking I reckon if succesful.
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2013, 04:18:47 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 06, 2013, 10:08:42 PM
She going for a half day interview on Wednesday to become....a boaterist on the zoo's lake! eeek: Shocked:

Oh the joy if she gets the job. Plenty of mileage in in the piss taking I reckon if succesful.

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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2013, 08:20:54 AM »
Got to do a commentary and answer questions to the 'appy punters whilst navigating her way around the croc's and hippo's too apparently. eeek:
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2013, 08:57:51 AM »
"Come in boat number 98 your time is up."

"We haven't a boat numbered 98."

"Boat 86 are you in trouble?"
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2013, 09:13:28 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 07, 2013, 08:57:51 AM
"Come in boat number 98 your time is up."

"We haven't a boat numbered 98."

"Boat 86 are you in trouble?"

 lol:

Gonna buy her an parrot, and gerit to do the commentary.
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2013, 09:21:19 AM »
Mini Moose piloting a boat through a lake infested with crocs and hippos  rubschin:

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2013, 09:30:03 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 07, 2013, 09:21:19 AM
Mini Moose piloting a boat through a lake infested with crocs and hippos  rubschin:

What can possibly go wrong?

I THINK they may only be plassy ones like. rubschin:

'Captain Mini Moose'.
Sounds so good angel1
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2013, 10:00:07 AM »
How much is the insurance....... whistle:
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2013, 10:04:30 AM »
What sort of zoo has plastic animals?  rubschin:
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2013, 11:17:16 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2013, 10:00:07 AM
How much is the insurance....... whistle:

 lol:.... rubschin:...problee loads a munny, but I'm not paying. Thumbs:
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2013, 11:20:23 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 07, 2013, 10:04:30 AM
What sort of zoo has plastic animals?  rubschin:

They got loadsa REAL LIVE ones.

Could possibly be 'slight issues' with REAL crocs and 'ippos in the lake like...possiibly. whistle:

You ever been?
If you like zoos, and a few don't, then it's ace.  :thumbsup:

They've got some lickle Bears in there...spectacled bears or summat. SSSSSSSSSSSSSO cute,  cloud9:  sad32: WHEN you can actually see 'em in the bushes . ::)
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2013, 12:07:25 PM »
I think I should install a sub machine gun on it, oh, and V8 in it too. Thumbs:

Could be a new exciting attraction. cloud9:
I could supervise. Thumbs:
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2013, 06:07:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 07, 2013, 10:04:30 AM
What sort of zoo has plastic animals?  rubschin:

A shihtzu




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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2013, 06:14:25 PM »
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Re: M.M's new BOAT!
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2013, 06:18:19 PM »
 tunble: noooo:
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