Me 'ill. missing man, loadsa rozzers

[GROWLER]

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/andrew-pae-search-body-thought-3309648

  

Went up there today and wondered what was going on.
Never seen so many rozzers in one place....apart from hiding behind bridges with speed traps.

They were scattered around in the car park and on the footpath leading up me 'ill, just seemingly standing around nattering amongst themselves basking in the sunshine.

If they've alledgedly found the poor sods body, death being by 'suspicious circumstances', why are the general sheeples being allowed ro wander around freely then I ask, with the possibilty of destroying any evidence?
The lazy gets just nodded and bid me a "good afternoon" when i past them on various parts of the footpath.
No mention of 'excuse me sir, where you up here last Tuesday afternoon lah de dah de diddly dum.
Staggering.

[Barman]

Growler is back!   

[apc2010]

Growler is back!   

But he's been killing people.....

[GROWLER]

Growler is back!   

Back?
Back from where...exactly like, roughly speaking that is.

Only been out rummaging around in the countryside woods and forests and stuff, but can't remeber exactly where I was last Tuesday which is a bit worrying like.
I may have been up 'me 'ill' even, as I do tend to frequent the area regulary to talk to all me 'mates' (owls mainly...did i ever tell you's all btw?....)on a fairly regular basis like.

[Barman]

Growler is back!   

Back?
Back from where...exactly like, roughly speaking that is.

Only been out rummaging around in the countryside woods and forests and stuff, but can't remeber exactly where I was last Tuesday which is a bit worrying like.

 

Any blood on your clothes...? 

[GROWLER]

Growler is back!   

Back?
Back from where...exactly like, roughly speaking that is.

Only been out rummaging around in the countryside woods and forests and stuff, but can't remeber exactly where I was last Tuesday which is a bit worrying like.

 

Any blood on your clothes...? 

Dunno. Loads a shite on me werk clothes tbh.
Berrer gerem washed pronto like, just in case........

Where TF was I last tuesday afternoon anyway?
Me memory is absolutely goosed.

Did I /was I logged in here that afternoon BM?

[apc2010]

Check the "where are you today thread " 

[Barman]

Check the "where are you today thread " 

 

[GROWLER]

Check the "where are you today thread " 

But i know where I've been today.....UP 'ME 'ILL!!

Owless it was too.

Quite a few Robins though.
Ded friendly they are.

Did I ever tell you about the one that sat on me paw once.

[boogs]

Growler is back!   

Fluffy we was quite concerned about you..... well some of us was..

[GROWLER]

Growler is back!   

Fluffy we was quite concerned about you..... well some of us was..

I may be a bit scarcer in the near future too.

[Barman]

Growler is back!   

Fluffy we was quite concerned about you..... well some of us was..

I may be a bit scarcer in the near future too.

 

[apc2010]

Growler is back!   

Fluffy we was quite concerned about you..... well some of us was..

I may be a bit scarcer in the near future too.

Prostate problems.......

[GROWLER]

Growler is back!   

Fluffy we was quite concerned about you..... well some of us was..

I may be a bit scarcer in the near future too.

Prostate problems.......

PROSTRATE!!!! 

[GROWLER]

Growler is back!   

Fluffy we was quite concerned about you..... well some of us was..

I may be a bit scarcer in the near future too.

 

Dunno yet.
'Things' in the balance.

may soon be lving in either a wooden 'ut in deepest darkest Wales, or in me caravan inside another wooden 'ut in the wilderness.
VERY tempting, but obstacles in me way.
Caravan inside a wooden 'ut will have no intermong access.