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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2013, 05:28:15 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 04:35:45 PM
Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Why though? Shrugs:

Don't understand that, 'cus I know yer prostrate is up yer arse, not yer willy, cus the quacker checked mine a few years ago with rubber gluvs on. redface:

I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like....  noooo:

I worry about you Mr. Gordon....  evil:
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2013, 05:32:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 05:28:15 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 26, 2013, 04:35:45 PM
Prostate op. They are taking a scalpel to his todger  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Why though? Shrugs:

Don't understand that, 'cus I know yer prostrate is up yer arse, not yer willy, cus the quacker checked mine a few years ago with rubber gluvs on. redface:

I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like....  noooo:

I worry about you Mr. Gordon....  evil:

You didn't have to go every week...... noooo:
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2013, 05:33:10 PM »
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2013, 05:44:45 PM »
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Re: News about the Hound
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2013, 06:06:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 05:28:15 PM
. . .I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like....  noooo:

I worry about you Mr. Gordon....  evil:
At least you hope it was his finger, did you actually see?

(reused Connolly joke admission)
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2013, 06:14:51 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2013, 06:06:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 05:28:15 PM
. . .I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like....  noooo:

I worry about you Mr. Gordon....  evil:
At least you hope it was his finger, did you actually see?

(reused Connolly joke admission)

 noooo:
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2013, 06:58:58 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2013, 06:06:58 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2013, 05:28:15 PM
. . .I used to go to a quackter who always had his finger up me arse - first thing he did like....  noooo:

I worry about you Mr. Gordon....  evil:
At least you hope it was his finger, did you actually see?

(reused Connolly joke admission)

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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2013, 10:11:54 PM »
D'ya know summat.
I was discussing prostrates only yesterday in a bodyshop I do werk in, and  the valeters boss came in crackin' jokes and hurling insults as ever....he's a crackin' geezer. Anyway, apparently he's got cancer in his and he's got to go for an op soon.
It was only during the natter that I embarrasingly admitted that its only recently that I found out that wimmins don't have this particular giblet. redface:

One of the panel whackers then admitted that he didn't know until right now too! eeek:
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2013, 04:21:30 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 10:11:54 PM
D'ya know summat.
I was discussing prostrates only yesterday in a bodyshop I do werk in, and  the valeters boss came in crackin' jokes and hurling insults as ever....he's a crackin' geezer. Anyway, apparently he's got cancer in his and he's got to go for an op soon.
It was only during the natter that I embarrasingly admitted that its only recently that I found out that wimmins don't have this particular giblet. redface:

One of the panel whackers then admitted that he didn't know until right now too! eeek:

Prostate!  Banghead
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2013, 07:14:31 AM »
Wimmins have different giblets. And lots more of them  noooo:
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2013, 07:31:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 27, 2013, 07:14:31 AM
Wimmins have different giblets. And lots more of them  noooo:
Oh yes, i know. Wobbly ones in the main. cloud9:

Dunno even know what prostrates are for tbqh. Don't even want to know either.
Anything giblety and I start feeling all queezie like. sick2:

Probably a bit like your appendages what you have out when yer lickle with tummy ache like i suppose. rubschin:

Oh yes, and those hangy down giblety bibs and bobs in yer throat too.....eewwww. sick2:

Out out out!  :thumbsup:
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2013, 07:35:36 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 10:11:54 PM
D'ya know summat.
I was discussing prostrates only yesterday in a bodyshop I do werk in, and  the valeters boss came in crackin' jokes and hurling insults as ever....he's a crackin' geezer. Anyway, apparently he's got cancer in his and he's got to go for an op soon.
It was only during the natter that I embarrasingly admitted that its only recently that I found out that wimmins don't have this particular giblet. redface:

One of the panel whackers then admitted that he didn't know until right now too! eeek:

It is the part that makes Men lie down so much that they have to hold on to the remote to help them get up..... like.  ::)
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2013, 11:43:45 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 27, 2013, 07:31:40 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 27, 2013, 07:14:31 AM
Wimmins have different giblets. And lots more of them  noooo:
Oh yes, i know. Wobbly ones in the main. cloud9:

Dunno even know what prostrates are for tbqh. Don't even want to know either.
Anything giblety and I start feeling all queezie like. sick2:

Probably a bit like your appendages what you have out when yer lickle with tummy ache like i suppose. rubschin:

Oh yes, and those hangy down giblety bibs and bobs in yer throat too.....eewwww. sick2:

Out out out!  :thumbsup:

Prostate!  cussing:
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Re: News about the Hound
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2013, 12:30:01 PM »
Recalling your explanation of qualifications needed, then Growler is so set for a new career as a biology teacher in Cyprus
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