Traffic lights at night

[Barman]

I name Quorn boy... 

your name is wot.....

Blame!

That home-brew must be good.....

Lidl collapso and using my tablet.... 

[Just One More]

I blame JOM 

Oh and

Keyboard Cat Plays Off The Pope!

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[Nick]

Tipsy is an cruel wumman and also in denial 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Never been anywhere near Egypt.   

[Nick]

Aaaahh bless. Mind you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Barman]

Never been anywhere near Egypt.   

 

 

[Baldy]

Growler give the flashing lights a try (JOM might not want to let on), the father-in-law of my business partner in the UK had a lot to do with traffic lights and it always worked for me. 

Again.....do not get caught doing it!!!!

[Snoopy]

Related subject:

Outside the Kennels is a large triangular sign advising of a crossing ~ specifically featuring Elderly People. It is illuminated at night and the b@st@rd light shines straight into the master bedroom. A similar sign is placed 100 yards up the road for traffic coming in the opposite direction. It too shines all night into someone's bedroom.
(i) There is no crossing
(ii) The County Council say it is to warn traffic of the possibility of people crossing the road to get to the local surgery
(iii) The surgery closes at 5.30 pm and reopens at 8.30am on weekdays only.
(iv) In answer to the question "Why does this sign need to be illuminated?" the council's response was "If it was not lit then drivers would ignore it"
 

[Steve]

That's so unfair Snoopy, there could be a CDB celebrity in them there olduns and the council goes and cuts the chance of a late night splattering

Back t'topic I encountered roadwork red lights matching Growler's description of timing Friday and I was in such a foul mood I just said fck em and drove through. 

[Just One More]

That's so unfair Snoopy, there could be a CDB celebrity in them there olduns and the council goes and cuts the chance of a late night splattering

Back t'topic I encountered roadwork red lights matching Growler's description of timing Friday and I was in such a foul mood I just said fck em and drove through.

Ooh, they might be the ones that have CCTV cameras built into them... see also Stop/Go boards

[Steve]

That's so unfair Snoopy, there could be a CDB celebrity in them there olduns and the council goes and cuts the chance of a late night splattering

Back t'topic I encountered roadwork red lights matching Growler's description of timing Friday and I was in such a foul mood I just said fck em and drove through.

Ooh, they might be the ones that have CCTV cameras built into them... see also Stop/Go boards

I did wonder about that but stuff them

I'd prolly plead not guilty just to get my chance to say.  How the flying truck do you get idiots able to set up a CCTV camera perfectly and yet point the car detector towards the planet Zob. 

(well in my dreams I would)

[GROWLER]

Growler give the flashing lights a try (JOM might not want to let on), the father-in-law of my business partner in the UK had a lot to do with traffic lights and it always worked for me. 

Again.....do not get caught doing it!!!!

I'm pretty sure it only works at temporary..... 'road no works, just loads'o cones and men in HV jackets drinking tea and looking at yesterdayas faded copy of The Sun, feet on scabby Transit'.... lights.

I'll certainly give it a try though.