| Name | | Joker | | Numbers Remaining | | Bonus Death |
| Barman | | Rolf Harris | | 8 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
| Nick | | Leslie Phillips | | 8 | | Drugs overdose |
| tel | | Ian Paisley | | 8 | | Drugs overdose |
| Uncle | | Hugh Hefner | | 8 | | Alcohol |
| Tipsy | | | | 8 | | Car crash |
| JOM | | Nelson Mandela | | 8 | | Insertion |
| Steve | | Clive James | | 8 | | Drugs overdose |
| Boogs | | Kris Kristofferson | | 8 | | Alcohol |
| Miss C | | | | 8 | | Gunshot |
| Miss D | | Kirk Douglas | | 8 | | Explosion |
| Darwin | | Phil the Greek | | 8 | | Asphyxiation |
| Misty | | Ronnie Biggs | | 8 | | Car crash |
| Apey | | Stuart Hall | | 8 | | Explosion |
| Baldy | | Za Za Gabor | | 8 | | Drugs overdose |
| TMR | | Michael Parkinson | | 8 | | Car crash |
| LL | | Stephen Hawking | | 8 | | Fire |
| Snoopy | | Ex-Pope Benedict | | 8 | | Fire |
| Grumpmeister | | | | 8 | | Electrocution |
| barmisspah | | William Shatner | | 8 | | Choke on vomit |
| Pastis | | Jerry Lewis | | 8 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
| TG | | | | 8 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
| Mrs. TG | | | | 8 | | Explosion |
| beerhead | | Lauren Bacall | | 8 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
Okay, we are still missing some Jokers...
I may have to call on Uncle for a ruling....
