I have written to the BBC
Dear Sir
As a pensioner and a licence payer of long standing I wish to make a complaint.
Carol Kirkwood is a handsome looking woman and is blessed with a fine bosom but her choice of clothing leaves much to be desired. As I contribute to her salary via my licence fee I feel that she should do more to display her no doubt stunning cleavage rather than covering it up in such an overly decorous way.
Could you please ask her, especially during the current warm spell, to acquire some lower cut garments and lean a little more into the camera. This would make this old man, and many others too, very happy.
Yours etc.