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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #574 on: May 13, 2020, 04:22:08 AM »
Psssst LL, here's how to keep the old bucket wearing curmudgeon out of trouble for the next few months. Just bet him that he can't complete it then take the mickey out of him whenever he considers giving up...  eveilgrin:



https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beverly-Micro-White-Jigsaw-Puzzle/dp/B008DCQE3O/ref=sr_1_5?crid=7PNFPO279MDW&dchild=1&keywords=white+1000+piece+jigsaw&qid=1589343426&sprefix=white+1000%2Caps%2C223&sr=8-5
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #575 on: May 13, 2020, 06:23:47 AM »
Psssst LL, here's how to keep the old bucket wearing curmudgeon out of trouble for the next few months. Just bet him that he can't complete it then take the mickey out of him whenever he considers giving up...  eveilgrin:



https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beverly-Micro-White-Jigsaw-Puzzle/dp/B008DCQE3O/ref=sr_1_5?crid=7PNFPO279MDW&dchild=1&keywords=white+1000+piece+jigsaw&qid=1589343426&sprefix=white+1000%2Caps%2C223&sr=8-5

It would be quite easy wouldn't it...?  rubschin:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #576 on: May 13, 2020, 07:24:50 AM »
Psssst LL, here's how to keep the old bucket wearing curmudgeon out of trouble for the next few months. Just bet him that he can't complete it then take the mickey out of him whenever he considers giving up...  eveilgrin:



https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beverly-Micro-White-Jigsaw-Puzzle/dp/B008DCQE3O/ref=sr_1_5?crid=7PNFPO279MDW&dchild=1&keywords=white+1000+piece+jigsaw&qid=1589343426&sprefix=white+1000%2Caps%2C223&sr=8-5

It would be quite easy wouldn't it...?  rubschin:

Nope, no picture and tiny differences between the pieces means that you have to have the exact one to fit in place...

Like I said, should keep you occupied for a while  whistle:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #577 on: May 13, 2020, 07:48:36 AM »
Psssst LL, here's how to keep the old bucket wearing curmudgeon out of trouble for the next few months. Just bet him that he can't complete it then take the mickey out of him whenever he considers giving up...  eveilgrin:



https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beverly-Micro-White-Jigsaw-Puzzle/dp/B008DCQE3O/ref=sr_1_5?crid=7PNFPO279MDW&dchild=1&keywords=white+1000+piece+jigsaw&qid=1589343426&sprefix=white+1000%2Caps%2C223&sr=8-5

It would be quite easy wouldn't it...?  rubschin:

Nope, no picture and tiny differences between the pieces means that you have to have the exact one to fit in place...

Like I said, should keep you occupied for a while  whistle:

I get that, but it appears to have a simple repeating pattern of bits...  rubschin:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #578 on: May 13, 2020, 08:06:44 AM »
Psssst LL, here's how to keep the old bucket wearing curmudgeon out of trouble for the next few months. Just bet him that he can't complete it then take the mickey out of him whenever he considers giving up...  eveilgrin:



https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beverly-Micro-White-Jigsaw-Puzzle/dp/B008DCQE3O/ref=sr_1_5?crid=7PNFPO279MDW&dchild=1&keywords=white+1000+piece+jigsaw&qid=1589343426&sprefix=white+1000%2Caps%2C223&sr=8-5

It would be quite easy wouldn't it...?  rubschin:

Nope, no picture and tiny differences between the pieces means that you have to have the exact one to fit in place...

Like I said, should keep you occupied for a while  whistle:

I get that, but it appears to have a simple repeating pattern of bits...  rubschin:

And that is the trap everyone falls into unless you can spot the subtle differences.
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #579 on: May 13, 2020, 10:38:53 AM »
Psssst LL, here's how to keep the old bucket wearing curmudgeon out of trouble for the next few months. Just bet him that he can't complete it then take the mickey out of him whenever he considers giving up...  eveilgrin:



https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beverly-Micro-White-Jigsaw-Puzzle/dp/B008DCQE3O/ref=sr_1_5?crid=7PNFPO279MDW&dchild=1&keywords=white+1000+piece+jigsaw&qid=1589343426&sprefix=white+1000%2Caps%2C223&sr=8-5

It would be quite easy wouldn't it...?  rubschin:

Nope, no picture and tiny differences between the pieces means that you have to have the exact one to fit in place...

Like I said, should keep you occupied for a while  whistle:

I get that, but it appears to have a simple repeating pattern of bits...  rubschin:

And that is the trap everyone falls into unless you can spot the subtle differences.
Easy, pair of scissors and make it up to 80% size, picture will still be the same
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #580 on: May 13, 2020, 06:03:57 PM »
Psssst LL, here's how to keep the old bucket wearing curmudgeon out of trouble for the next few months. Just bet him that he can't complete it then take the mickey out of him whenever he considers giving up...  eveilgrin:



https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beverly-Micro-White-Jigsaw-Puzzle/dp/B008DCQE3O/ref=sr_1_5?crid=7PNFPO279MDW&dchild=1&keywords=white+1000+piece+jigsaw&qid=1589343426&sprefix=white+1000%2Caps%2C223&sr=8-5

Heinz ..has also released all completely red jigsaw ......... noooo:

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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #581 on: June 05, 2020, 10:33:39 PM »
Given Baldymort's legendary dancing skills I'm sure he would easily be able to play this...  whistle:

https://www.hawkin.com/tv-games-controller-mat
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #582 on: June 06, 2020, 04:04:57 AM »
Given Baldymort's legendary dancing skills I'm sure he would easily be able to play this...  whistle:

https://www.hawkin.com/tv-games-controller-mat

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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #583 on: June 17, 2020, 06:24:51 PM »
Finally available to buy...  Thumbs:

I still think that an autonomous turret with a modified paintball gun mounted on one would be a fun guard dog  eveilgrin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1297314/black-mirror-robot-dog-for-sale-boston-dynamics
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #584 on: June 18, 2020, 04:48:17 AM »
Finally available to buy...  Thumbs:

I still think that an autonomous turret with a modified paintball gun mounted on one would be a fun guard dog  eveilgrin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1297314/black-mirror-robot-dog-for-sale-boston-dynamics

Does it shit nuts and bolts...?  rubschin:
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