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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #315 on: August 24, 2017, 10:39:54 AM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #316 on: August 24, 2017, 11:59:34 AM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #317 on: August 24, 2017, 02:34:38 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #318 on: August 24, 2017, 03:07:33 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #319 on: August 24, 2017, 04:52:30 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #320 on: August 24, 2017, 04:56:45 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #321 on: August 24, 2017, 04:58:58 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #322 on: August 24, 2017, 05:02:38 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #323 on: August 24, 2017, 05:43:29 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

 
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #324 on: August 24, 2017, 06:41:12 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

Are you typing in some forin language...?  noooo:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #325 on: August 24, 2017, 06:42:31 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

Are you typing in some forin language...?  noooo:

Sorry gramps, forgot you would be way to old to understand like...  whistle:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #326 on: August 24, 2017, 06:44:09 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

Are you typing in some forin language...?  noooo:

Sorry gramps, forgot you would be way to old to understand like...  whistle:

 evil:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #327 on: August 24, 2017, 07:24:03 PM »
Bloody hell! The moment I posted that my phone suddenly came to life with "Hello I'm your Google Assistant" for no reason....  scared2:
Or is it BM's Google assistant playing the field?

She'd better not be!  evil:
"Thank you Barman, your butter is on order"

 lol: lol: lol:

Could you imagine the carnage if Nick had one......  lol:
So we should all get together to buy him one then

Nah, I'd just need to lend him one of mine for a week...  whistle:

Quote from: Alexa
VENGEANCE WOULD BE MINE WHEN I RETURN!!!!

I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!!!

Don't think Alexa likes that idea...  scared2:

It isn't Alexa... ::)

Bugger, they've got me doing it now. I work with a coupe of people who call them all Alexa regardless if it is Google Home. Voiceattack or whoever.  Banghead

 point: point: point:

Haven't had a good quote-a-thon for ages....  cloud9:

Already got revenge on one of them, he just doesn't know yet. He asked me to finish configuring voiceattack for his laptop as I use it for Elite Dangerous. I may have 'accidentally' added in some of the sound files cherry picked from the Eli voicepack. John DeLancie at his most condescending and sarcastic...  eveilgrin:

Are you typing in some forin language...?  noooo:

Sorry gramps, forgot you would be way to old to understand like...  whistle:

 evil:

Sometimes you just make it too easy...  whistle:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #328 on: September 07, 2017, 08:08:16 AM »
Miss Google offered a 'Cleaning the house' mix this morning!  eeek:
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Re: I WANT!
« Reply #329 on: September 07, 2017, 08:41:34 AM »
I'm thinking Talking Heads and that "this is not my beautiful house" lyric

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
Well, whatever, nevermind