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Are you soft in the head spanky?
Just in a birof a narky mood would be my guess.

Wimmin ey lah.

Oh, and yes, I have met Mrs Nick, and yes, she did seem a bit odd and not particulary polite.
I just put it down to being a bit shy p'raps, and shocked, you know, not being used to seeing a real live Bear adorning her kitchen table just before Crimbo, scoffing CAKE.
