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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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People who make no sense whatsoever.
« on: April 02, 2013, 04:02:16 PM »
I have just received this email from my next door neighbour.

I am the treasurer of the Friends of Don Field group. The woman who wrote the email is in her early 40's.  I was of the understanding that emails relating to business matters should be composed and written as if one was writing with a pen and some paper.

She has come out with some cracking (Cracking as in 'I don't believe it') emails in the two years that I have know her.  This one has just got my goat because I am tired, grumpy and will glow in the dark later. evil: Banghead



Dear RHS Yorkshire in Bloom.
I am the secretary to friends of don feild, I recently received your programme for awards, it was sent to our our meeting place, which is ST jons Church deepcar, they have not  looked on this favourable, so any further or future correspondence please can you send to my home address,

xx xxxxxxxxx rd
deepcar
Sheffield
s36 2ed

Many thanks
Mrs chaxxxxx

They have a three year old child and are teaching her computer skills. Yargh: Yargh:

I think tea and the wine are needed this evening. noooo:
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2013, 04:04:03 PM »
I thought this was about Nick popping in to see you......... redface:
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2013, 04:08:20 PM »
 ;D  No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2013, 04:10:54 PM »
Just go round and punch her  :thumbsup:

Or reply and ask her to repeat it in English angel1
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2013, 04:11:46 PM »
Can I do both?
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2013, 04:15:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 04:08:20 PM
;D  No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:

A likely story....  whistle:
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2013, 04:16:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 04:11:46 PM
Can I do both?
Yes, and forward her e mail to me and I will mess with her mind  eveilgrin:
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2013, 04:18:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2013, 04:15:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 04:08:20 PM
;D  No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:

A likely story....  whistle:

It was all very nice. Wee, compulsory collapso and I got my pie dish back   cloud9:
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2013, 04:24:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 04:08:20 PM
;D  No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:

Its a sign I tell you, the end of the world is nigh...  eeek:
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2013, 04:56:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 02, 2013, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2013, 04:15:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 04:08:20 PM
;D  No he made perfect sense once you get your head round the fact that he got lost saw a sign for this village and headed here for a wee. confused:

A likely story....  whistle:

It was all very nice. Wee, compulsory collapso and I got my pie dish back   cloud9:

And the scarf...?
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2013, 05:02:23 PM »
NO SCARF  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2013, 08:14:53 PM »
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2013, 04:35:35 PM »
This is one of today's offerings from a daft bint on FB.

Tegan can send emails ..... To Daddy and Mummy Only so pleased to open emails and find this Better than asking Daddy to bring her a drink !!!!

I despair.  I did ask her once if English was her second language, I then had to explain what I meant only to be told that I had insulted her and that English was her first language. noooo:

When I say 'language' I use the term very very loosely.
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2013, 05:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2013, 04:35:35 PM
This is one of today's offerings from a daft bint on FB.

Tegan can send emails ..... To Daddy and Mummy Only so pleased to open emails and find this Better than asking Daddy to bring her a drink !!!!

I despair.  I did ask her once if English was her second language, I then had to explain what I meant only to be told that I had insulted her and that English was her first language. noooo:

When I say 'language' I use the term very very loosely.

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: People who make no sense whatsoever.
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2013, 08:40:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2013, 04:35:35 PM
This is one of today's offerings from a daft bint on FB.

Tegan can send emails ..... To Daddy and Mummy Only so pleased to open emails and find this Better than asking Daddy to bring her a drink !!!!

I despair.  I did ask her once if English was her second language, I then had to explain what I meant only to be told that I had insulted her and that English was her first language. noooo:

When I say 'language' I use the term very very loosely.

Do I take it that until recently, her hands had been used for walking rather than typing?
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