There may be trouble ahead...

[Steve]

BBC says vote at 6pm Tuesday at the earliest and that the UK has frozen all pension payments to Ex Pats

Times says Russia is going to pull back it's 2.5B aid package

You're well trucked but not completely paddleless imho

[Nick]

Sorry guys, it;s a total nightmare. Good luck

Shall we go to Brussels with some guns?

[Barman]

BBC says vote at 6pm Tuesday at the earliest and that the UK has frozen all pension payments to Ex Pats

Times says Russia is going to pull back it's 2.5B aid package

You're well trucked but not completely paddleless imho

They don't have the numbers to get the vote passed on Tuesday (or any day)... 

We're not only paddleless but we've hit a shit iceberg and there is a big hole in the bottom of the boat where shit is flooding in.....

Time to play "Nearer, My God, to Thee" 

[apc2010]

The smug club is in limbo.......

[Barman]

The smug club is in limbo.......

Not so smug now eh...?

[Nick]

Is it time for a group hug? Me first with Foggy [serious} this is appalling and someone deserves to die. Who? [serious] This is the end of the Euro without a doubt. \All will unravel soon

[Barman]

Is it time for a group hug? Me first with Foggy [serious} this is appalling and someone deserves to die. Who? [serious] This is the end of the Euro without a doubt. \All will unravel soon

I do hope so!

It will be painful for us with our assets here but in the long run it must be better....

[Barman]

Breaking: Eurozone finance ministers have ended their video conference call on the Cyprus crisis.

And the big news is that the Eurogroup have apparently agreed to give Cyprus more flexibility on its bank levy. As long as it hits the €5.8bn target. And it appears that tomorrow's vote in parliament still goes ahead.

That's according to a source in the Greek finance minister, interviewed by Reuters.

Here are the latest snaps off the Reuters terminal:

• EUROGROUP MEETING ON CYPRUS OVER, EUROGROUP GIVES CYPRUS MORE FLEXIBILITY ON BANK LEVY - GREEK FINMIN SOURCE

• EUROGROUP TO SAY THAT CYPRUS SHOULD SAFEGUARD PROTECTION OF DEPOSITORS BELOW 100,000 EUROS - GREEK FINMIN SOURCE

• CYPRUS PARLIAMENTARY VOTE ON BANK LEVY TO TAKE PLACE ON TUESDAY, AS PLANNED - GREEK FIN MIN SOURCE

• CYPRUS SHOULD STILL RAISE 5.8 BILLION EUROS FROM THE BANK LEVY AS PLANNED - GREEK FINANCE MINISTRY SOURCE

WTF? 

[Steve]

Surely all that has to happen is

Anastasiades has to die (obviously)

First 100k protected, 20% or whatever of all above that and say it's another 10% if the Russkies kill their loan

Polonium Radiation detectors everywhere

[Baldy]

The smug club is in limbo.......

Shall we have a drink, just to drown our sorrows like?

[Barman]

Surely all that has to happen is

Anastasiades has to die (obviously)

First 100k protected, 20% or whatever of all above that and say it's another 10% if the Russkies kill their loan

Polonium Radiation detectors everywhere

You make it sound so simple.... 

[apc2010]

The smug club is in limbo.......

Shall we have a drink, just to drown our sorrows like?

 

[Barman]

The smug club is in limbo.......

Shall we have a drink, just to drown our sorrows like?

 

[Steve]

Surely all that has to happen is

Anastasiades has to die (obviously)

First 100k protected, 20% or whatever of all above that and say it's another 10% if the Russkies kill their loan

Polonium Radiation detectors everywhere

You make it sound so simple.... 

It's the only way I can comprehhhhh underrandddt get it in me head

[Baldy]

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