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Offline Steve

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1260 on: July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM »
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1261 on: July 31, 2015, 12:02:45 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

He lives in the sticks... noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1262 on: July 31, 2015, 12:04:36 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2015, 12:02:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

He lives in the sticks... noooo:
So?

People in the sticks get water in the UK
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1263 on: July 31, 2015, 12:08:05 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:04:36 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2015, 12:02:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

He lives in the sticks... noooo:
So?

People in the sticks get water in the UK

That's rain.... ::)
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1264 on: July 31, 2015, 12:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

I'm not sure anybody really knows....  noooo:

Supposedly, the pipe that brings the water from near Apey broke...

...they fixed it but then it broke again...and again...and again...and again...and again... ::)

They now say that it will be fixed properly this evening...  evil:

There is another rumour that the village simply hasn't paid its water bill....

Meanwhile, I just stole borrowed a tonne of water from somebody else's storage tank.....  redface:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1265 on: July 31, 2015, 12:22:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2015, 12:19:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

I'm not sure anybody really knows....  noooo:

Supposedly, the pipe that brings the water from near Apey broke...

...they fixed it but then it broke again...and again...and again...and again...and again... ::)

They now say that it will be fixed properly this evening...  evil:

There is another rumour that the village simply hasn't paid its water bill....

Meanwhile, I just stole borrowed a tonne of water from somebody else's storage tank.....  redface:
:thumbsup:

and ta
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1266 on: July 31, 2015, 12:26:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2015, 12:19:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

I'm not sure anybody really knows....  noooo:

Supposedly, the pipe that brings the water from near Apey broke...

...they fixed it but then it broke again...and again...and again...and again...and again... ::)

They now say that it will be fixed properly this evening...  evil:

There is another rumour that the village simply hasn't paid its water bill....

Meanwhile, I just stole borrowed a tonne of water from somebody else's storage tank.....  redface:

Miss A.. eeek:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1267 on: July 31, 2015, 01:42:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2015, 12:26:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2015, 12:19:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

I'm not sure anybody really knows....  noooo:

Supposedly, the pipe that brings the water from near Apey broke...

...they fixed it but then it broke again...and again...and again...and again...and again... ::)

They now say that it will be fixed properly this evening...  evil:

There is another rumour that the village simply hasn't paid its water bill....

Meanwhile, I just stole borrowed a tonne of water from somebody else's storage tank.....  redface:

Miss A.. eeek:

 noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1268 on: July 31, 2015, 02:07:14 PM »
My banging has stopped :thumbsup:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1269 on: July 31, 2015, 02:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2015, 12:19:03 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 31, 2015, 12:01:50 PM
So how come no water?   Thought you had loads of it in the reservoirs

I'm not sure anybody really knows....  noooo:

Supposedly, the pipe that brings the water from near Apey broke...

...they fixed it but then it broke again...and again...and again...and again...and again... ::)

Near Apey you say...  rubschin:

Well we've already heard about the 'free' leccy and wifi, maybe water has now been added to the list...  rubschin:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1270 on: July 31, 2015, 11:42:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 31, 2015, 02:07:14 PM
My banging has stopped :thumbsup:

Too many jokes.. noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1271 on: August 01, 2015, 03:59:03 AM »
They promised absolutely that it (the water) would be fixed by 10:30 last night...

They even had a brilliant plan - let the storage tanks fill up then release it to the village at midnight so that nobody rushed out and watered their gardens, etc.

How did that work out...?



No bleeding water again this morning....  noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1272 on: August 01, 2015, 04:53:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2015, 03:59:03 AM
They promised absolutely that it (the water) would be fixed by 10:30 last night...

They even had a brilliant plan - let the storage tanks fill up then release it to the village at midnight so that nobody rushed out and watered their gardens, etc.

How did that work out...?



No bleeding water again this morning....  noooo:

Past your bedtime... noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1273 on: August 01, 2015, 05:00:23 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 01, 2015, 04:53:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2015, 03:59:03 AM
They promised absolutely that it (the water) would be fixed by 10:30 last night...

They even had a brilliant plan - let the storage tanks fill up then release it to the village at midnight so that nobody rushed out and watered their gardens, etc.

How did that work out...?



No bleeding water again this morning....  noooo:

Past your bedtime... noooo:

The 'solution' (see what I did there?  razz: ) to the problem yesterday was to randomly give out 'free' bottles of drinking water... ::)

Given that you can buy 6 x 1½l bottles for €1.99 in the shop down the road one wonders why they have delivered it to houses that have two cars on the drive...?  noooo:

...and not delivered it to most of the rest of the village...?
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1274 on: August 01, 2015, 05:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2015, 05:00:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 01, 2015, 04:53:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2015, 03:59:03 AM
They promised absolutely that it (the water) would be fixed by 10:30 last night...

They even had a brilliant plan - let the storage tanks fill up then release it to the village at midnight so that nobody rushed out and watered their gardens, etc.

How did that work out...?



No bleeding water again this morning....  noooo:

Past your bedtime... noooo:

The 'solution' (see what I did there?  razz: ) to the problem yesterday was to randomly give out 'free' bottles of drinking water... ::)

Given that you can buy 6 x 1½l bottles for €1.99 in the shop down the road one wonders why they have delivered it to houses that have two cars on the drive...?  noooo:

...and not delivered it to most of the rest of the village...?

To clean them... rubschin:
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