Sleepless nights - What to do?

[Barman]

You've made a lovely job of this place Miss C! 

Where is my snuff...?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Ahh your snuff I had a bit of spare time and whilst I was in the kitchen, well, umm, you know that we have a rat infestation, well, I manage to catch a couple of the slower ones and shoved the last bits of your snuff up their noses. Oh how I larffed as I watched them starting to sneeze.

[Barman]

Ahh your snuff I had a bit of spare time and whilst I was in the kitchen, well, umm, you know that we have a rat infestation, well, I manage to catch a couple of the slower ones and shoved the last bits of your snuff up their noses. Oh how I larffed as I watched them starting to sneeze.

 

[Steve]

. . .I was thinking of bringing my mother in here for her usual schooner of Sherry but if the place is a mess she won't like it one bit. Perhaps I could send her to visit Miss D, she could knock some common sense into her bloke, sort out ' the brat' and make tea for the builders like. . . .

Mrs C - the 5th emergency service?

You could get her a set of blue flashing lights like.

[Darwins Selection]

My Turnip Weekly!   

Miss C, you should try a nice malty drink before bed like I do, no problem dozing off for me. 

[Grumpmeister]

Is that malt as in Ovaltine or malt as in whiskey Darwin? 

[Darwins Selection]

Is that malt as in Ovaltine or malt as in whisky Darwin? 

Surely you don't need to ask?

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Is that malt as in Ovaltine or malt as in whisky Darwin? 

Surely you don't need to ask?

Indeed, Darwin would never retire without his beverage of choice -

[Grumpmeister]

Given some of the eccentricities in here I wouldn't have been surprised to find you had been making Ovaltine with Laphroaig instead of milk.