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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Pulled by the Rozzers
« on: February 11, 2013, 12:20:42 PM »
...for having tinted front windows.  ::)

His meter thingy said t was only allowing 60ish percent light through and was "very dangerous".

"How long have you had the car?"

"Eight years. Why has this never been mentioned in my MOT?"

"They need to buy the equipment and have it calibrated regularly"

"When was yours last calibrated?"

"Last week  ::) I'll give you a warning this time but get them removed or if you get stopped again within 12 months you'll get points and a fine".

"Have a good day cunstable. Cheerio"

Meanwhile Polish lorries are whizzing past about 7 inches from each other's tails.

Cock.  cussing:

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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2013, 12:53:16 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 12:20:42 PM
...for having tinted front windows.  ::)

His meter thingy said t was only allowing 60ish percent light through and was "very dangerous".

"How long have you had the car?"

"Eight years. Why has this never been mentioned in my MOT?"

"They need to buy the equipment and have it calibrated regularly"

"When was yours last calibrated?"

"Last week  ::) I'll give you a warning this time but get them removed or if you get stopped again within 12 months you'll get points and a fine".

"Have a good day cunstable. Cheerio"

Meanwhile Polish lorries are whizzing past about 7 inches from each other's tails.

Cock.  cussing:

What an utter puller! Wankah:
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2013, 01:00:39 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 12:20:42 PM
...for having tinted front windows.  ::)

His meter thingy said t was only allowing 60ish percent light through and was "very dangerous".

"How long have you had the car?"

"Eight years. Why has this never been mentioned in my MOT?"

"They need to buy the equipment and have it calibrated regularly"

"When was yours last calibrated?"

"Last week  ::) I'll give you a warning this time but get them removed or if you get stopped again within 12 months you'll get points and a fine".

"Have a good day cunstable. Cheerio"

Meanwhile Polish lorries are whizzing past about 7 inches from each other's tails.

Cock.  cussing:

You seem to be taking a dim view of this  whistle:
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2013, 01:10:58 PM »
My next door neighbour's X5 failed the MoT because of front tints....  ::)

Yet there is no law against wearing Stevie Wonder's sunglasses while driving is there...?

What a complete farce and waste of time....  cussing:
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2013, 01:19:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 01:10:58 PM
My next door neighbour's X5 failed the MoT because of front tints....  ::)

Yet there is no law against wearing Stevie Wonder's sunglasses while driving is there...?


I am also not aware of the specific offence of playing piano and singing while driving.
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2013, 01:28:51 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 01:19:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 01:10:58 PM
My next door neighbour's X5 failed the MoT because of front tints....  ::)

Yet there is no law against wearing Stevie Wonder's sunglasses while driving is there...?


I am also not aware of the specific offence of playing piano and singing while driving.

Driving without tune care and attention in my case....  redface:
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2013, 01:43:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 01:10:58 PM
My next door neighbour's X5 failed the MoT because of front tints....  ::)

Yet there is no law against wearing Stevie Wonder's sunglasses while driving is there...?

What a complete farce and waste of time....  cussing:

Indeed.

Probably didn't help matters asking him whether "he was bullied at school"  redface:

He also said "Do you drive on the M23 often, sir?" so I told him I was basically on it 6 days out of nine. "I'm surprised I haven't seen you before then" he mewled, the implication being he will be keeping an eye open for me. I replied "my shifts give me the blessing of usually driving when it's quiet" - I should have added "and you lot are guzzling doughnuts".

Anyhoo...the tints came off easily enough, but the glue underneath is taking mucho elbow grease and petrol. Cockjuggling thundercunt  evil:
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2013, 03:28:39 PM »
Bet he was wearing "Aviators"  and talking down a hand held mic whilst driving ::)
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2013, 03:35:46 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 11, 2013, 03:28:39 PM
Bet he was wearing "Aviators"  and talking down a hand held mic whilst driving ::)

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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2013, 03:56:46 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 01:43:01 PM
He also said "Do you drive on the M23 often, sir?" so I told him I was basically on it 6 days out of nine. "I'm surprised I haven't seen you before then" he mewled, the implication being he will be keeping an eye open for me.

"I'll be sure to mention that to the Chief Constable at the Lodge meeting this evening."
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2013, 03:57:34 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 01:43:01 PM
He also said "Do you drive on the M23 often, sir?" so I told him I was basically on it 6 days out of nine. "I'm surprised I haven't seen you before then" he mewled, the implication being he will be keeping an eye open for me.

"I'll be sure to mention that to the Chief Constable at the Lodge meeting this evening."

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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2013, 05:14:58 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 01:43:01 PM
He also said "Do you drive on the M23 often, sir?" so I told him I was basically on it 6 days out of nine. "I'm surprised I haven't seen you before then" he mewled, the implication being he will be keeping an eye open for me.

"I'll be sure to mention that to the Chief Constable at the Lodge meeting this evening."

Oh, that's a given  eveilgrin:
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2013, 05:28:28 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 05:14:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 01:43:01 PM
He also said "Do you drive on the M23 often, sir?" so I told him I was basically on it 6 days out of nine. "I'm surprised I haven't seen you before then" he mewled, the implication being he will be keeping an eye open for me.

"I'll be sure to mention that to the Chief Constable at the Lodge meeting this evening."

Oh, that's a given  eveilgrin:

Have you got it all off like...?
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2013, 08:02:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 05:28:28 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 05:14:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 01:43:01 PM
He also said "Do you drive on the M23 often, sir?" so I told him I was basically on it 6 days out of nine. "I'm surprised I haven't seen you before then" he mewled, the implication being he will be keeping an eye open for me.

"I'll be sure to mention that to the Chief Constable at the Lodge meeting this evening."

Oh, that's a given  eveilgrin:

Have you got it all off like...?

Yup, but given the inclement conditions, I've had to close the windows and now the car reeks of BP's finest.  I'll probably get high as a kite and then launch it into a Polish lorry tomorrow morning...Police Cunstable Church will be pleased...
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Re: Pulled by the Rozzers
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2013, 08:04:47 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 08:02:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 11, 2013, 05:28:28 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 05:14:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 11, 2013, 01:43:01 PM
He also said "Do you drive on the M23 often, sir?" so I told him I was basically on it 6 days out of nine. "I'm surprised I haven't seen you before then" he mewled, the implication being he will be keeping an eye open for me.

"I'll be sure to mention that to the Chief Constable at the Lodge meeting this evening."

Oh, that's a given  eveilgrin:

Have you got it all off like...?

Yup, but given the inclement conditions, I've had to close the windows and now the car reeks of BP's finest.  I'll probably get high as a kite and then launch it into a Polish lorry tomorrow morning...Police Cunstable Church will be pleased...

 lol: lol: lol:
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