Quotes worth remembering for future use

[Snoopy]

"When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation."
Samuel Johnson

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Confucius said 'find a job you like and you'll never do a days work in your life'.

[The Moan Ranger]

"There's only two things that smell of fish. And one of those is fish"

- my dad.

[Snoopy]

"It is often a mistake to sleep with a woman ..... It is always a mistake not to"  ..... My Granddad

[Baldy]

"There's only two things that smell of fish. And one of those is fish"

- my dad.

 

[Barman]

"There's only two things that smell of fish. And one of those is fish"

- my dad.

 

Was that the extent of your 'birds and bees' talk...?

[Darwins Selection]

"One door shuts and another door closes"

[Just One More]

gfbgo  f[fmn z;kspnnp ;ssnnof   gflbpmsm#b  paitb]' tho, \#

- Stevie Wonder

[apc2010]

gfbgo  f[fmn z;kspnnp ;ssnnof   gflbpmsm#b  paitb]' tho, \#

- Stevie Wonder

 

[Misty]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up, that's as good as they are going to feel all day.   
     Frank Sinatra

[Nick]

"Turd in your teeth" (Ben Jonson)

[Barman]

gfbgo  f[fmn z;kspnnp ;ssnnof   gflbpmsm#b  paitb]' tho, \#

- Stevie Wonder

[Baldy]

gfbgo  f[fmn z;kspnnp ;ssnnof   gflbpmsm#b  paitb]' tho, \#

- Stevie Wonder

 

[Grumpmeister]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

- George Carlin.

[Darwins Selection]

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Oscar Wilde