I went to a fancy dress new years eve party dressed as a gas cooker back in 1979.

Took me weeks to make it out of cardboard, and cut an 'ole in the hotplate for me nut to stick through, just beneath the grill.
Had handles inside it to carry it around like.
Did me face up as a crimbo pudding too.

Rozzers got called out by a passing member of the public when I was seen carrying it out to me car from the shop storeroom I constructed it in.

That's how realistic it was I suppose though.
