How zackly am I odd ? 
How zackly AREN'T you?
Every bugger's odd in 'ere. That's why we're all in'ere in the first place ffs.

At least I admit to it, and am actually proud to be a freekin balm cake.
I maen, just WHO wan'ts to be like a normal run of the mill boring sheeple ey, who, exactly like, answer me THAT one ey, go on, NOW!
