Anthropological funerals

[Nick]

Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle 

SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life

Rumour has it he was a ladies man    Including with my mum 

Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.

Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force 


Do afterwards is at his posh golf club

http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/



so loads of blazers and cravattes 

Could be amusing.

Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there 

Full bulletin follows

[Barman]

Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle 

SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life

Rumour has it he was a ladies man    Including with my mum 

Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.

Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force 


Do afterwards is at his posh golf club

http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/



so loads of blazers and cravattes 

Could be amusing.

Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there 

Full bulletin follows

I thought you were snowed in...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sounds normal to me 

[Nick]

Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle 

SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life

Rumour has it he was a ladies man    Including with my mum 

Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.

Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force 


Do afterwards is at his posh golf club

http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/



so loads of blazers and cravattes 

Could be amusing.

Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there 

Full bulletin follows

I thought you were snowed in...? 

I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.

[Nick]

Sounds normal to me 

 

[Barman]

Sooo, Unce Ol died. He was 96. He was married to Aunt Marie. I have known them all my life. Aunty Marie was not an aunt, nor was he an uncle 

SHe was nuts and was in and out of Saxondale (psycihatric place) most of her life

Rumour has it he was a ladies man    Including with my mum 

Anyhoo, funeral tomorrow. Thought I had better go with Pink Sis.

Seems he was a Freemason, so they will be there in force 


Do afterwards is at his posh golf club

http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/



so loads of blazers and cravattes 

Could be amusing.

Oh his daughter has not spoken to him or her brother in 30 years. She may be there 

Full bulletin follows

I thought you were snowed in...? 

I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.

Try cricket bats - they'll stop you disappearing if when you fall in the hole... 

[Grumpmeister]

I am making an effort you mong. I have tied tennis bats to my feet.
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So ping pong instead of foot pong. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Might I suggest secret filming, we all need cheering up and you might make a fortune.

[Nick]

Been munching cucumber sandwiches (no crusts). At a golf club. With Freemasons.

I met the son. He sAId, "Last time I saw you you had shoulder length hair."  I said, "Last time I saw you you had hair."

Then I left.

[Misty]

just putting a question out there like. would you rather be ginger or bald? 

[Nick]

 

[Misty]

'twas an innocent question? don't let your paranoia get the better of you babe. 

[Nick]

 

[Misty]

  take a breath................in out, in out.......betterer?

[Nick]

I like the in out bit