Uncyclopedia

[The Moan Ranger]

I'm not sure if this is an Affs, but has anyone stumbled across this before? I just have and there are some gems (and some drivel).

For example :- http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cyprus

"The Cyprus economy depends on British lads, that visit Cyprus holiday resorts for cheap beer and cigarettes. They tend to become stupendously drunk and lose their virginity to something that resembles a woman. This mainly occurs during summer in Ayia Napa (aka "The hooker of the Mediterranean"). Welsh visitors seem to have a preference for the moufflon - the wild sheep particular to Cyprus."

 

or this :- http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Socialist_Republic_of_Scouseland

 

[Barman]

I thought this wag going to be about bicycles with one wheel... 

[Just One More]

I thought this wag going to be about bicycles with one wheel... 

I thought it was gonna be the musings of Uncle

[Barman]

I thought this wag going to be about bicycles with one wheel... 

I thought it was gonna be the musings of Uncle

 

[Uncle Mort]

So did I ~ must copywrite the idea.