Uncle Mort's new car

[Barman]

BTW...

Is this stop-start system the thing that cuts the engine when you are stationary...? 

I've always wondered if the fuel saved matched the reduced battery life...?

[GROWLER]

BTW...

Is this stop-start system the thing that cuts the engine when you are stationary...? 

I've always wondered if the fuel saved matched the reduced battery life...?

Nah. Soon charges back up again.

Battery in my car which is 8 years old this year, is still the original one.

Any updates from the FoMoCo then U.M.?

[Barman]

BTW...

Is this stop-start system the thing that cuts the engine when you are stationary...? 

I've always wondered if the fuel saved matched the reduced battery life...?

Nah. Soon charges back up again.

Battery in my car which is 8 years old this year, is still the original one.

Any updates from the FoMoCo then U.M.?

But if it has to start the car every five minutes it can't last as long as one that only starts it a couple of times a day surely...? 

[apc2010]

BTW...

Is this stop-start system the thing that cuts the engine when you are stationary...? 

I've always wondered if the fuel saved matched the reduced battery life...?

Nah. Soon charges back up again.

Battery in my car which is 8 years old this year, is still the original one.

Any updates from the FoMoCo then U.M.?

But if it has to start the car every five minutes it can't last as long as one that only starts it a couple of times a day surely...? 


I wondered that too..............if you stuck in traffic ...does it still do it ...

[Barman]

BTW...

Is this stop-start system the thing that cuts the engine when you are stationary...? 

I've always wondered if the fuel saved matched the reduced battery life...?

Nah. Soon charges back up again.

Battery in my car which is 8 years old this year, is still the original one.

Any updates from the FoMoCo then U.M.?

But if it has to start the car every five minutes it can't last as long as one that only starts it a couple of times a day surely...? 

I wondered that too..............if you stuck in traffic ...does it still do it ...

I believe so...

[Nick]

But will it get punctures? 

[GROWLER]

But will it get punctures? 

Wha'? 

You on drugs or summat, knobrot?

[apc2010]

But will it get punctures? 

 

[GROWLER]

But will it get punctures? 

 

Oh yes. With you now.

What a let down. 

[Barman]

But will it get punctures? 

 

Oh yes. With you now.

What a let down. 

But will the battery get shagged-out if you get stuck in traffic like...?

[apc2010]

What if you got the radio/cd etc or air con on ............

[Nick]

Maybe the top range models come with a blonde who gets out and pushes 

[Just One More]

But will it get punctures? 

 

Oh yes. With you now.

What a let down. 

 

[GROWLER]

All cars with the s&s technology have a switch to turn it off completely if you so desire.

You have to physically take the car out of gear and into neutral before the engine will cut out.
As soon as you dip the clutch, the car starts up again.

[apc2010]

All cars with the s&s technology have a switch to turn it off completely if you so desire.

You have to physically take the car out of gear and into neutral before the engine will cut out.
As soon as you dip the clutch, the car starts up again.

If the morons don't turn it off ..........wot happens ............