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Offline Snoopy

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A Broken Wing
« on: November 08, 2012, 08:50:23 AM »
Yesterday Woodstock fell whilst walking the dog (Wet leaves underfoot).
She has dislocated her right shoulder, splintered the bone in her upper arm where it slots into the shoulder joint, split the bone from her shoulder down her upper arm.
Spent most of the day at A & E. They have given her a sling and painkillers and sent her home (No Beds!)
We now await her being called into the hospital over the weekend to have a metal plate fitted to her shoulder and the broken bone pinned. They also say that she has torn the muscle from the bone in her upper arm and they will try to reattach it. Also the CT scan shows some bits of bone (splinters) are missing so they need to find them as well. To do all this they have to sever the nerve in her upper arm and once the repairs have been done try to put the nerve back together ~ this will be followed by intensive physio of indeterminate length but they cannot tell her how much use she will have of (or for that matter how much feeling in) her right hand ~ it will, however, be "impaired" for life.
Poor old thing is in agony. Not much sleep for either of us last night.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2012, 09:06:12 AM »
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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2012, 09:29:29 AM »
'Kin hell Dog. Sounds horrendous. eeek:

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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2012, 10:15:47 AM »
happy100 happy100

Poor Woodstock, how horrid.
Mrs DS #3. broke her arm in similar circumstances and it took ages to mend, but Woodstock's sounds much, much worse.

I think it is why older women become increasingly cautious, as they break so easily.

I am sure we all wish her a speedy and painless recovery.
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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2012, 11:47:10 AM »
Ouch!   happy100   
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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2012, 11:47:58 AM »
So she can't drive, go to work, ferry kids about, cook, wash or do anything. Poor Mr Hound  noooo:
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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2012, 01:33:51 PM »
Bloody hell  eeek:.......it's down to the kids to look after the both of you  scared2:
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2012, 01:40:30 PM »
 eeek: eeek:

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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2012, 02:43:12 PM »
So she can't drive, go to work, ferry kids about, cook, wash or do anything. Poor Mr Hound  noooo:

Apparently, once the hospital says she can return to work, I am designated as chief taxi driver ...... for at least 3 months  Banghead
She sees no difficulty in lecturing if I prepare the power points to her dictation.  evil:
Boys are about to learn about making their own beds, tidying their rooms, washing, ironing, using a vacuum cleaner and cooking  eveilgrin:
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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2012, 03:51:06 PM »
Crikey!  eeek:

My sympathies to you all.

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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2012, 04:23:26 PM »
Crikey!  eeek:

My sympathies to you all.


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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2012, 06:06:54 PM »
Sounds very painful and not an easy way back to working order either.  Sympathies to you both and to the boys as we know whats coming in their direction. 
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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2012, 09:25:13 PM »
'Kinell. Poor girl, here's hoping her recovery is quicker than they anticipate  :thumbsup:
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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2012, 11:42:25 AM »
I have called the hospital and spoken to the Orthopedic Surgeon.
Simple question: "When are you going to be able to admit my wife for this operation?"
Answer "I have no idea ~ we have had several "emergencies" admitted"

"So you do not consider her an emergency then?"

"I'll get her in as soon as possible but I don't know when ..... if she is in a lot of pain see your GP for stronger painkillers and if that doesn't help bring her back to A&E and we'll see if we can find her a bed"

I have just gone fvcking ballistic at him  Explode:
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Re: A Broken Wing
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2012, 03:51:41 PM »
Christus - have just seen this thread - sorry Snoops...

Shall I send Nick round to help like...?  Thumbs:
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