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Offline Nick

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Funerals
« on: August 25, 2012, 06:02:11 PM »
Was talking to the lads today about a funeral they went to last night. There was a disco  eeek:
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2012, 06:22:55 PM »
One presumes that is what the deceased party wanted.

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2012, 06:23:28 PM »
He wasn't there
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2012, 06:25:58 PM »
Requested in his will maybe?

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2012, 06:28:31 PM »
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2012, 06:30:13 PM »
You didn't ask?

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2012, 06:33:21 PM »
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2012, 06:58:38 PM »
One presumes that is what the deceased party wanted.

bit insensitive Uncle....

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2012, 06:59:17 PM »
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2012, 07:25:31 PM »
Neil Armstrong has just dropped of his space rocket, wonder what his funeral will be like.
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2012, 07:40:36 PM »
You didn't ask?

I'm beginning to side with Growler about you.  noooo:

Thank you.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2012, 07:41:39 PM »
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2012, 07:43:53 PM »
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You may know all there is to know about all sorts of things granted , but you are actually as thick  and gormless as pure sweet pig shit. ::)

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2012, 07:45:00 PM »
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Re: Funerals
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2012, 07:48:39 PM »
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I rest my case, as you do actually seem to think that was some sort of compliment. ::)

It wasn't, honestly.