I thought I could smell rum, I thought somebody was eating a bar of "Old Jamaica"
I remember that like! 
So do I. I want one now 
Is it time for the "no she wanted to " joke........ 
"No, she went of her own accord".... 
Oh that means I can do my honda and the heart joke ........... 

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and he said abyss makes the fart go honda ................

I think you'll find it funnier if you tell it right ~ The word is Abscess 
That nearly wot I said,,,,,,,,,, 

See you're laughing .......... 
At you. Not with you. 
You're rubbish you are! 
At least Bernard Manning was funny (sometimes)