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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Sweating like . . . . .
« on: July 26, 2012, 10:54:23 AM »
There would appear to have been an outbreak of "sweating like . . . ." analogies.

Thought it might be nice to collect everyone's favourites like -

I'll kick off with:   

 ". . . a paedo in a playground"

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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 10:55:19 AM »
"... a stuck pig"  Thumbs:
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 10:56:11 AM »
"... a one-armed taxi driver with crabs"  Thumbs:

Or is that "As busy as..."?  rubschin:
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 11:12:04 AM »
... like a scouser in front of the Magistrates Court 

Was that one of yours Marley or did I read it elsewhere?

This is rather good ...  http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Sweating_like_a...    whistle:
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2012, 11:27:03 AM »
Garry Glitter in PC world
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2012, 12:01:02 PM »
me near a svelte redhead  redface:
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2012, 12:28:11 PM »
BM when LL is due home
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 12:55:20 PM »
...Uncle Mort after mowing the lawn.
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 01:15:51 PM »
apc when it's his round..... whistle:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 01:55:06 PM »
Tim Yeo. Allegedly.
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 03:12:56 PM »
. . .pig on a hot tin roof
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2012, 06:21:31 PM »
going to a film premier............
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 07:13:21 PM »
hitler at a barmitzva.....


a priest at choir practice..


madline mcanne in a hide and seek competion ...


anne frank eating a packet of crisps..........
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 07:15:04 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:13:21 PM
anne frank eating a packet of crisps..........

happy001

Such a shame she never brought out a sequel like... noooo:
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Re: Sweating like . . . . .
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 07:16:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2012, 07:15:04 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 07:13:21 PM
anne frank eating a packet of crisps..........

happy001

Such a shame she never brought out a sequel like... noooo:


AFFS ............my joke ............. cussing:..............
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