Cleaning the car thread

[GROWLER]

Well, van in this instance.

Bottle of glue I use split and leaked in the back 2 days ago.
Dried and left a whacking big gloopy stain all over the rubber mat.

Took the mat out and scrubbed it with soap, water, thinners, tar and glue remover, turps, brake cleaner, carb cleaner and swearing.
No result after 1 hour of slavery.

Resorted to the jet wash.

Job done and dusted in less than 5 minutes.

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

Must clean my car this year ,,,,,,,,,,,

[GROWLER]

Must clean my car this year ,,,,,,,,,,,

 

You're a funny bugger you's are.
You's make me chortle, tar.

Jet wash's are bloody amazing creatures.
Only the gods know why I didn't use it initially, instead of wasting all that piggin' time and effort scrubbing away, piggin' GREAT dope 'ed.

[Barman]

Must clean my car this year ,,,,,,,,,,,

Nah... the dust protects the paint from the sun like..... 

[apc2010]

Must clean my car this year ,,,,,,,,,,,

 

You're a funny bugger you's are.
You's make me chortle, tar.

Jet wash's are bloody amazing creatures.
Only the gods know why I didn't use it initially, instead of wasting all that piggin' time and effort scrubbing away, piggin' GREAT dope 'ed.

No I am serious ..........I have not washed my car this year ..........want to sell it so not bothered

[Barman]

Must clean my car this year ,,,,,,,,,,,

 

You're a funny bugger you's are.
You's make me chortle, tar.

Jet wash's are bloody amazing creatures.
Only the gods know why I didn't use it initially, instead of wasting all that piggin' time and effort scrubbing away, piggin' GREAT dope 'ed.

No I am serious ..........I have not washed my car this year ..........want to sell it so not bothered

I 'spec you get Miss T to wash it like.... 

[apc2010]

Must clean my car this year ,,,,,,,,,,,

 

You're a funny bugger you's are.
You's make me chortle, tar.

Jet wash's are bloody amazing creatures.
Only the gods know why I didn't use it initially, instead of wasting all that piggin' time and effort scrubbing away, piggin' GREAT dope 'ed.

No I am serious ..........I have not washed my car this year ..........want to sell it so not bothered

I 'spec you get Miss T to wash it like.... 

The windows get cleaned by the darkies when they put fuel in ......so all good ......and I give 20 cents to charity ........        win win every time.....

[Just One More]

Growler mentioning the jet wash reminded me of this I saw on telly last week 

The dolphin jetpack that lets you swim like one

[Barman]

Must clean my car this year ,,,,,,,,,,,

 

You're a funny bugger you's are.
You's make me chortle, tar.

Jet wash's are bloody amazing creatures.
Only the gods know why I didn't use it initially, instead of wasting all that piggin' time and effort scrubbing away, piggin' GREAT dope 'ed.

No I am serious ..........I have not washed my car this year ..........want to sell it so not bothered

I 'spec you get Miss T to wash it like.... 

The windows get cleaned by the darkies when they put fuel in ......so all good ......and I give 20 cents to charity ........        win win every time.....

 

[Barman]

Growler mentioning the jet wash reminded me of this I saw on telly last week 

The dolphin jetpack that lets you swim like one

Kool! 

[Misty]

Must clean my car this year ,,,,,,,,,,,

 

You're a funny bugger you's are.
You's make me chortle, tar.

Jet wash's are bloody amazing creatures.
Only the gods know why I didn't use it initially, instead of wasting all that piggin' time and effort scrubbing away, piggin' GREAT dope 'ed.

No I am serious ..........I have not washed my car this year ..........want to sell it so not bothered

I 'spec you get Miss T to wash it like.... 

 

[GROWLER]

I 'spec you get Miss T to wash it like.... 

 

A WUMMAN, cleaning a car?

That'll be a first.

It's a "mans job"...apparently, so I'm told, yea well, fair's fair, cooking ironing hoovering and washing up is a wummans job then.

[GROWLER]

I leave Mrs G's car mobile skip unlocked at night now, so the locals can lob their old mattress's and general crap in.
Service to the community and all that.

[Just One More]

I 'spec you get Miss T to wash it like.... 

 

A WUMMAN, cleaning a car?

That'll be a first.

It's a "mans job"...apparently, so I'm told, yea well, fair's fair, cooking ironing hoovering and washing up is a wummans job then.

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