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Offline Barman

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FAX Off!
« on: July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM »
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 07:51:02 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:

Digi by chance? whistle:
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2012, 07:54:40 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:

Digi by chance? whistle:

Well no, a FAX would be analogue....  point:
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2012, 07:58:58 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:54:40 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:

Digi by chance? whistle:

Well no, a FAX would be analogue....  point:

Oh. I thought thet did digi ones. Soz. redface:

I 'ad'a fax thing once.
Shite it was. Hated it, and IT hated me.

Ended up launching it into the tip skip, and watched it explode into a zquillion pieces
Most enjoybale experience I actually had with it tbh. :thumbsup:
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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2012, 08:00:13 AM »
Prolly a PPI no win - no fee outfit touting for business and, like most of them, not checking their fax first!

 Either that or they want to persuade you to cover your roof in solar panels.
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2012, 08:10:39 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:54:40 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:

Digi by chance? whistle:

Well no, a FAX would be analogue....  point:

Oh. I thought thet did digi ones. Soz. redface:

I 'ad'a fax thing once.
Shite it was. Hated it, and IT hated me.

Ended up launching it into the tip skip, and watched it explode into a zquillion pieces
Most enjoybale experience I actually had with it tbh. :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Shows how far behind we are here that they still use them....  noooo:

I suspect the FAX is from our lawyer who was supposed to be sending a FAX to our developer's lawyer today...  ::)
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2012, 08:23:50 AM »
These modern electricity machines REALLY baffle me, believe it or not. whistle:
I genuinely thought fax machines were digi now, bit like printers....I presume?  redface:

It's all bloody black magic to me, and all inventted by aliens, I'm convinced of it ,truly 100%, I tell you's. scared2:
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2012, 08:34:07 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 08:23:50 AM
These modern electricity machines REALLY baffle me, believe it or not. whistle:
I genuinely thought fax machines were digi now, bit like printers....I presume?  redface:

It's all bloody black magic to me, and all inventted by aliens, I'm convinced of it ,truly 100%, I tell you's. scared2:

When I got my first job in sales I got stuck with the desk that had the FAX machine on it...  noooo:

90% of the time my phone rang it was somebody wanting to send one... I had to connect it up to the machine and put photosensitive paper around a drum. The drum span round during receipt and a light source burnt the image onto it...

The only good thing about it was the secretarts all came to my desk to send them out....  eyes:
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2012, 08:44:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 08:10:39 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:54:40 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:

Digi by chance? whistle:

Well no, a FAX would be analogue....  point:

Oh. I thought thet did digi ones. Soz. redface:

I 'ad'a fax thing once.
Shite it was. Hated it, and IT hated me.

Ended up launching it into the tip skip, and watched it explode into a zquillion pieces
Most enjoybale experience I actually had with it tbh. :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Shows how far behind we are here that they still use them....  noooo:

I suspect the FAX is from our lawyer who was supposed to be sending a FAX to our developer's lawyer today...  ::)

Oh good grief you are planning on developing. eeek: Are you doing it in stages or are you going from amoeboid to vertebrate in one fell swoop?
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2012, 08:53:09 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 13, 2012, 08:44:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 08:10:39 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:54:40 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:

Digi by chance? whistle:

Well no, a FAX would be analogue....  point:

Oh. I thought thet did digi ones. Soz. redface:

I 'ad'a fax thing once.
Shite it was. Hated it, and IT hated me.

Ended up launching it into the tip skip, and watched it explode into a zquillion pieces
Most enjoybale experience I actually had with it tbh. :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Shows how far behind we are here that they still use them....  noooo:

I suspect the FAX is from our lawyer who was supposed to be sending a FAX to our developer's lawyer today...  ::)

Oh good grief you are planning on developing. eeek: Are you doing it in stages or are you going from amoeboid to vertebrate in one fell swoop?

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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2012, 09:14:52 AM »
I have the opposite problem; people phoning my fax machine   noooo:

And then they presumably hear what you're hearing    rubschin:
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2012, 10:05:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 13, 2012, 08:44:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 08:10:39 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:54:40 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:

Digi by chance? whistle:

Well no, a FAX would be analogue....  point:

Oh. I thought thet did digi ones. Soz. redface:

I 'ad'a fax thing once.
Shite it was. Hated it, and IT hated me.

Ended up launching it into the tip skip, and watched it explode into a zquillion pieces
Most enjoybale experience I actually had with it tbh. :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Shows how far behind we are here that they still use them....  noooo:

I suspect the FAX is from our lawyer who was supposed to be sending a FAX to our developer's lawyer today...  ::)

Oh good grief you are planning on developing. eeek: Are you doing it in stages or are you going from amoeboid to vertebrate in one fell swoop?

What! Bypassing the stage with flippers you mean.   eeek:
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2012, 10:10:53 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 13, 2012, 10:05:14 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 13, 2012, 08:44:43 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 08:10:39 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:54:40 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 13, 2012, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2012, 07:46:09 AM
A stupid FAX machine is ringing our home number every five bastard minutes!  cussing:

Digi by chance? whistle:

Well no, a FAX would be analogue....  point:

Oh. I thought thet did digi ones. Soz. redface:

I 'ad'a fax thing once.
Shite it was. Hated it, and IT hated me.

Ended up launching it into the tip skip, and watched it explode into a zquillion pieces
Most enjoybale experience I actually had with it tbh. :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Shows how far behind we are here that they still use them....  noooo:

I suspect the FAX is from our lawyer who was supposed to be sending a FAX to our developer's lawyer today...  ::)

Oh good grief you are planning on developing. eeek: Are you doing it in stages or are you going from amoeboid to vertebrate in one fell swoop?

What! Bypassing the stage with flippers you mean.   eeek:

 ::)
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2012, 11:25:56 PM »
BM if it isn't already set up follow the instructions here:

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-vista/Set-up-your-computer-to-send-and-receive-faxes

Then you can send a polite fax back to their number telling them to stop.
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Re: FAX Off!
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2012, 05:46:31 AM »
Or a not so polite one like Barry at work sent to his brother when his phone/fax kept going to fax when he was trying to speak to him... "turn yer fucking fax off you bastard, Barry" scrawled across a sheet of A4  lol:
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