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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2012, 07:05:11 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 26, 2012, 03:46:42 PM
You too DS?

Woodstock is only 53 but sounds like a Geiger Counter when she is going up the stairs.  noooo:

Me too. redface: noooo: Prof extracted 80 ml of fluid from my knee on Monday, injected steroid and said 'no wonder you were in so much pain that should help, you have an appointment to come back as and when you need to'. Still click and come down the stairs either backwards or like a crab.

Still makes no difference Cyprus is right royally fucked.
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 07:07:45 AM »
A new business venture for The Smug Club.......... manufacturing mahoosive brown envelopes.

If they get that sort of amount then there will be loads of bribes going around. Normal envelopes would not be big enough.
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 07:11:41 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 27, 2012, 07:07:45 AM
A new business venture for The Smug Club.......... manufacturing mahoosive brown envelopes.

If they get that sort of amount then there will be loads of bribes going around. Normal envelopes would not be big enough.

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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 11:01:49 AM »
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Meine Freunde der Weg nach vorne aufgebaut

Welcome to the Greater Germanic republic of Cyprus. ( henceforth GG ROC)

As your bonds are no longer suitable for purpose ( securing more debt from any central bank) and you are lacking in the wallet department it's time we saddled you with debts you can never hope to repay ( after all you can't meet your current payments).

Besides interest we will require the following conditions -

1. All sun beds to be reserved for German citizens
2. Civil servants must actually work
3. There are only 3 types of culturally acceptable music - Beethoven , bad techno pop and the oompah bands
4. People must actually produce/work to get paid
5. Non payment of taxes is punishable by enforced listening to German pop music - 3 hours per euro owed
6. The purchase of Japanese cars or electronic goods ist verboten
7. No pension until 67 years old
8. Shadenfreude to become an official sport
9. Accept the fact that you are non aryan and hence untermensch suitable for menial/agricultural/ restaurant work under new German managers
10. democracy to be modified .... We will insert the following addendum to your constitution/legislature -

From time to time,when we deem it necessary, ZE FATHERLAND shall empower unelected, suitably qualified,technocrats
to run your country.... This may last for 12-1000 years

11. As you will spend at least 50 years paying back our money ( after all it's actually all German money - everyone else in Der reich .... OOOps I meant greater Germanic co prosperity sphere... Verdamnt ich mean Eurozone .....is broke too) we will resolve the Cyprus issue to our satisfaction not yours.
12. Absolutely no COlA, 13th salary, large family payments for non Germans
13. naturism is mandatory
14. You will all love and obey " Der panzerfrau"
15. Be happy ..... We dislike turks as much as you do ..... Unless , of course, they are buying from German suppliers in which case .........

For your consideration - A pledge of allegiance for greek speaking people -

Ich pledge allegiance to the flag of Euroland and to the Greater german empire for which it stands, Ein volk who are equal to God, indivisible ( under our rules - or else !! ) With liberty for few and injustice for most.

Alles ist klaa I trust and welcome to the true Eurozone .

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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2012, 11:02:31 AM »
On a serious note....

We tried to get some cash out of the Bank of Cyprus today and they didn't have any!  eeek:
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2012, 11:17:42 AM »
 eeek: eeek:
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2012, 11:33:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2012, 11:02:31 AM
On a serious note....

We tried to get some cash out of the Bank of Cyprus today and they didn't have any!  eeek:


Wot........... eeek: eeek: eeek:

Or had Baldy been in with a shooter ...... rubschin:
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2012, 11:37:35 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 27, 2012, 11:33:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2012, 11:02:31 AM
On a serious note....

We tried to get some cash out of the Bank of Cyprus today and they didn't have any!  eeek:


Wot........... eeek: eeek: eeek:

Or had Baldy been in with a shooter ...... rubschin:

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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2012, 11:48:20 AM »
Just wait till the end of the season for a few electrical fires .......... noooo:         
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2012, 07:49:34 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 27, 2012, 11:02:31 AM
On a serious note....

We tried to get some cash out of the Bank of Cyprus today and they didn't have any!  eeek:

Welll . . . . I did warn you!     ::)
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2012, 07:51:26 AM »
Bank manager called this morning and asked if we would take a cheque?  eeek:
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2012, 07:51:49 AM »
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Re: Get your money out now!
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2012, 07:58:06 AM »
The time to really get worried is when he asks you for a loan!
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Re: Get your money out now!
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2012, 09:17:47 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 28, 2012, 07:58:06 AM
The time to really get worried is when he asks you for a loan!

Which is what I am effectively doing!  evil:
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