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Offline TG

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A baby.
« on: June 08, 2012, 06:27:53 PM »
Me & Mrs TG are babysitting a 7 month old whilst his parents go away for a dirty weekend.  scared2:

I am 52.

Things I have learned so far :

1/ Upsy Daisy is a dirty little minx.
2/ I have a surprisingly high threshold for high pitched sounds.

No doubt I shall learn other things as the weekend progresses.

I shall report back. At least I will report back if I can find the PC among the baby support equipment that has taken over the house.

Wish me luck.  :thumbsup:



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Re: A baby.
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2012, 06:31:26 PM »
A babby  sick2:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: A baby.
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2012, 06:37:22 PM »
Good luck  noooo:

Your support group is here when you need us  :thumbsup:
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Re: A baby.
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2012, 06:49:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2012, 06:37:22 PM
Good luck  noooo:

Your support group is here when you need us  :thumbsup:

I'm sure I shall need support. Mrs TG has parked the babby somewhere and has retreated into the gin bottle.

I have turned off the baby monitor and am pretending it aint happening.

All is well.  :thumbsup:
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Re: A baby.
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2012, 06:50:37 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: A baby.
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2012, 07:46:51 AM »
I am watching a television programme that features strange alien monsters from hell that look like they should be staked through the heart.

They are called 'tweenies' or similar.

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Re: A baby.
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2012, 07:48:16 AM »
Quote from: TG on June 09, 2012, 07:46:51 AM
I am watching a television programme that features strange alien monsters from hell that look like they should be staked through the heart.

They are called 'tweenies' or similar.

 scared2:

yes, but what have you done with the baby?  eeek:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: A baby.
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2012, 07:48:45 AM »
This baby is only 7 months old ! Are you just using this as an excuse to watch these programs  whistle:
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Re: A baby.
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2012, 07:58:12 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2012, 07:48:16 AM
Quote from: TG on June 09, 2012, 07:46:51 AM
I am watching a television programme that features strange alien monsters from hell that look like they should be staked through the heart.

They are called 'tweenies' or similar.

 scared2:

yes, but what have you done with the baby?  eeek:

OMFG!!! The Baby!!!!!
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Re: A baby.
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2012, 07:59:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 09, 2012, 07:48:45 AM
This baby is only 7 months old ! Are you just using this as an excuse to watch these programs  whistle:

Nah. I'm more of a Peppa Pig man meself.  cloud9:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: A baby.
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2012, 09:34:34 AM »
Good to see you TG.  Now have you found a baby under the paraphernalia that is your house at present. I will be a small pink squalling thing, prolly at the bottom of the pile.
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Re: A baby.
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2012, 09:41:23 AM »
Will you?  eeek:
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Re: A baby.
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2012, 01:24:30 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 09, 2012, 07:58:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2012, 07:48:16 AM
Quote from: TG on June 09, 2012, 07:46:51 AM
I am watching a television programme that features strange alien monsters from hell that look like they should be staked through the heart.

They are called 'tweenies' or similar.

 scared2:

yes, but what have you done with the baby?  eeek:

OMFG!!! The Baby!!!!!

 lol: lol: lol:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: A baby.
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2012, 07:41:49 AM »
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Re: A baby.
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2012, 07:57:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2012, 07:41:49 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 09, 2012, 09:41:23 AM
Will you?  eeek:

Will I what?

Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 09, 2012, 09:34:34 AM
Good to see you TG.  Now have you found a baby under the paraphernalia that is your house at present. I will be a small pink squalling thing, prolly at the bottom of the pile.

It created an image  eyes:
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