A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
>>the other of the afterlife.
>>
>>Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
>>
>>After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
>>he made contact, "Mary. Mary. "
>>
>>"Is that you, Fred?"
>>
>>"Yes, I've come back like we agreed. "
>>
>>"What's it like?"
>>
>>"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
>>golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
>>
>>I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
>>all afternoon.
>>
>>After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The
>>next day it starts again. "
>>
>>"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven. "
>>"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk.
